Vanity Fair's 'Star Wars' Cover Has Me Thinking I Might Have a Space Kink

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Rosario Dawson, Pedro Pascal, Diego Luna, Alden Ehrenreich, Ewan McGregor: Please show me your lightsabers.

galaxies wear are sexy—leather? Wool? Stop it. Stain resistant and durable! Leave it to acollab to give me the basement tickle on a random Wednesday. I can’t help but wonder what Pedro Pascal and Rosario Dawson are hiding under all those layers—all of it is erotic,don’t act like you don’t see it. Power is sexy in any universe, and Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi the Jedi Master surely knows how to wield his. I can see it now—his waist belt as restraints, his pouch as a mouth gag.

The talk of rebellion and tortured souls risking it all for redemption has me yearning for my own little saga to continue with Diego Luna.Okay, I’m getting carried away. But after taking a deep dive into Reddit and Deviant Art, I learned I’m not the only whose been feigning for some Darth Laid’er and Boba Fettish: There are plenty of JarJar Kink orgies and swing parties and cyber role play featuring Ahsoka, where you can gag, tie up, tickle, brainwash her character for a small fee.

 

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