Vol 56 Issue 32, Food

Vol 56 Issue 32, Food

Useless Plant Grows Another Zucchini

Useless Plant Grows Another Zucchini

8/10/2020 11:20:00 PM

Useless Plant Grows Another Zucchini

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My mom and dad made 24 loafs of zucchini bread last week and still had to put 6 zucchini on the side of the road with a free sign! They were gone before you knew it..... Is it an onion Choosing to grow zucchini instead of cucumbers is a sign of madness. This is the kind of content I follow you guys for. 😂

My zucchini plant is thicker. Nobody wants long and thin. Fried Zucchini, sautéed zucchinni, baked Zucchini, Zucchini shishcabobb, Zucchini spaghetti, Zucchini soup, Zucchini bread... I think...I think thats about it that's a squash not a zucchini Yeah... A Zucchini.... ;) David420____

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Why Are So Many Black Women Buying Plants Right Now?'Plants add value to our lives and lets us know that we mean something, that we're capable of caring for things. Having a garden, knowing that I can grow my own food, and I can make something grow, balances all of that chaos for me.' Who keeps track of all the plants Black women buy? Why not? Plants proves that something that is seeded in darkness can grow into something beautiful (me).