“I want to kill a guy with a sword, and fencing is the best way to legally do that.” - Alexander Massialas (Fencing)
“I’ve got 5 mil on Team U.S.A.”
“As a lifeguard, I let sixpeople drown on a single weekend, so winning five gold medals in swimming is my way of proving I can save people in time if the water park gives me another chance.”AdvertisementList slidesVincent Hancock (Shooting)“I like the Olympics because it gives athletes who suck at regular sports a chance at a normal life.”
AdvertisementList slidesCarissa Moore (Surfing)“The first time I tried surfing, I knew it would be part of my life forever as soon as I couldn’t get the wetsuit off.”AdvertisementList slidesAlex Morgan (Soccer)“Knowing that with hard work, dedication, and a whole lot of faith, I might one day appear in a DiGiorno commercial where I knock a pizza into the oven with my head.”
AdvertisementList slidesMackenzie Brown (Archery)“Swimming and gymnastics were taken when I went to sign up for the Olympics, so I’m doing this until a spot opens up.”AdvertisementList slidesCaeleb Dressel (Swimming)“People drop a lot of loose change in swimming pools. It’s a goldmine down there.” headtopics.com
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Omg…I didn’t realize this was the onion. Seems plausible from a fencer More people would watch if they called it stabbing instead of fencing. Jesus, I didn't see it was you at first! The headline will read: CHRONIC PAIN PATIENTS line up to compete after losing their pain treatments. The opioid Rx were denied in an effort to look like SOMETHING was being done about the opioid overdose crisis---but in reality the 2 have as much in common as water to horse/fish.
Sounds like someone's never heard of 'synchronized stabbing'. 🙄 Being the helmsman on a spaceship, and going insane for an episode, might also work. And yes, I did a Star Trek reference ... again 😅
1st time Olympians share message of support for teammate missing games due to COVID'Obviously she's going to be disappointed. She'll be sad. But, you know, she has so much potential to do great things in this sport. And I know she will.' Appellate Court challenged Jurisdiction. I responded to challenge. Court tells DOJ to object to my jurisdiction. DOJ falsely claims electronic filing. DOJ lawyer is a liar. Appellate Court will allow false filing. Conspiracy at work horrible I am glad they support their team mate. It is good to see positive stories like this.
U.S. volleyball Olympian tests positive for Covid at Tokyo OlympicsWord of Crabb’s diagnosis came as the competition in the Olympics got underway ahead of Friday's official opening. Why are we still having the Olympics? SweetPea0763 Congratulations Bucks. SocialistDistancing…. Not Can’t spell Fauci without FU
Want to Be an Olympian? Train Smarter, Train HarderJust ahead of the Tokyo Olympics, we look at training routines of Olympians in different sports.
Shawn Johnson welcomes 2nd child: See their cute announcementThe former Olympian also has a daughter with her husband, Andrew East.
Olympic moms to watch and cheer on in TokyoMore than a dozen U.S. athletes who are mothers are heading to Tokyo to compete in the Summer Games. Go ahead! Olympics
Jeff Bezos Went to Space and Twitter Was UnimpressedNASA inspired dreams. Bezos inspired some cutting tweets.