Confused or constipated? 😂 Take the hat off. Now I have to debate which is going to annoy me more. Hat or taking a knee. They are both disrespectful in my eyes but I think taking a knee tops it for me.. that shit really pisses me off. Freedom nada, just bs excuses. look at me bs
brent858 LOL!
God damn..
You and Babylon Bee (rip Mad and Crazy) are the only thing keeping true journalism alive... Your doing zenu's work.
Savage☠️
LMAO
Happy Holidays!
AmanduhMcDaddy 😂😂😂
Bro, i don't know how The Onion does it but every single headline just ends me. Always hilarious.
as always the onion comes through with the correct response
Man fuck this page
TheBabylonBee
L3vidicu5 the onion is getting wild
“If your grandfathers could see you right now, they’d be so ashamed. They didn’t risk their lives in the war just so you could grow up to be a giant pussy. Have some perspective, asshole.’”
MondayReggie
'Please don't wear me like a cape. We don't know each other well enough and the smell is impossible to get out.' American Flag
friend_robbie
The Onion will be the first tweet I see when I gather my waking senses.
Everytime I hear some idiot complain about 'DiSrEpEcTiNg ThE fLaG' because someone kneels (standing is optional) I just think how they don't complain about the flag on their uniform or the giant flags at dealerships (which are against the flag code)
Waaah That's what America taught him tho Wor$Hip the flag with all of ur ✋ n ❤ 🇺🇸
Great quarterback but not a deep thinker.
yall don’t miss
Woosess!
Wake this unwoke guy up!
Heh Heh Heh!
Maybe he's scared cause he knows the flag is watching him
If I was him I would watch my blind side.
lmao. give the content team a raise
And stands hatless like a sheep.
Too soon😩
The Onion has been killing it lately!
He knows there isn’t liberty and justice for all.
All these flag worshiping so called Patriots make me sick with their BS
why is the onion just so goddamn relevant these days
Dammit I just teared up a little. 😂
that's a great cut
What a crybaby
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