Tucker Carlson Whines He’s No Longer Attracted to the Brown M&M

'Wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them'? When was the last time he fraternized with a cartoon character? Is Tucker saying he wants to get the green M&M drunk? Does he want to get in her nonexistent pants? Has he reconciled footwear with her having no genitals?

MR tucker always looks like a deer caught in headlights. Nothing but a high paid no nothing pushing trump agenda. All of fox is just a trump outlet. Pisses me off that Comcast makes me pay for a channel I don’t want, got to leave

WajahatAli What a maroon. All these years of m&m ‘s and I’ve never noticed their shoes. Or wondered why they have floating eyebrows.

So done. Take me aliens

Kinky candy twist on outrage politics.

It’s a big problem ...

this is a distraction.

TuckerCarlson is... a strange man.

I personally joined a 12 Step program so that I would stop drinking with candy?

He’s probably hangry, get him a Snickers

Totally normal 😳

I can just imagine a nation of octogenarian white haired men sitting on their reclining leather sofas nodding with this rant thinking Tucker has such great insight, I would have never noticed that if he hadn't pointed it out!

Trump's files from the NationalArchives are now essentially public because the Jan6thCommittee has them. I'm certain TuckerCarlson is on them and its not going to be nice. so, wouldn't you rather talk about candy? CNN MSNBC FoxNews

Why do you think normal people care what Tuckem says?

I mean WTF? 😳

Does he know they’re not real?

He is the avatar of every drunk asshole ranting at the corner of the bar about his high school days and whining about child support and how 'wimmen' are out to get him and wondering why he's alone at the bar

It's because they are brown. PERIOD!

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