Tucker Carlson Whines He’s No Longer Attracted to the Brown M&M

“That’s the goal. When you’re totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity,” he said.

Fox News, Tucker Carlson

1/22/2022 5:34:00 PM

In a bizarre rant, he whined that M&M’s was on a mission to make the characters “less sexy” and “deeply unappealing” to the point that “you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them

“That’s the goal. When you’re totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity,” he said.

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'Wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them'? When was the last time he fraternized with a cartoon character? Is Tucker saying he wants to get the green M&M drunk? Does he want to get in her nonexistent pants? Has he reconciled footwear with her having no genitals? MR tucker always looks like a deer caught in headlights. Nothing but a high paid no nothing pushing trump agenda. All of fox is just a trump outlet. Pisses me off that Comcast makes me pay for a channel I don’t want, got to leave

WajahatAli What a maroon. All these years of m&m ‘s and I’ve never noticed their shoes. Or wondered why they have floating eyebrows. So done. Take me aliens Kinky candy twist on outrage politics. It’s a big problem ... this is a distraction. TuckerCarlson is... a strange man. I personally joined a 12 Step program so that I would stop drinking with candy?

He’s probably hangry, get him a Snickers

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Totally normal 😳 I can just imagine a nation of octogenarian white haired men sitting on their reclining leather sofas nodding with this rant thinking Tucker has such great insight, I would have never noticed that if he hadn't pointed it out! Trump's files from the NationalArchives are now essentially public because the Jan6thCommittee has them. I'm certain TuckerCarlson is on them and its not going to be nice. so, wouldn't you rather talk about candy? CNN MSNBC FoxNews

Why do you think normal people care what Tuckem says? I mean WTF? 😳 Does he know they’re not real? He is the avatar of every drunk asshole ranting at the corner of the bar about his high school days and whining about child support and how 'wimmen' are out to get him and wondering why he's alone at the bar

It's because they are brown. PERIOD!

Candy maker gives M&M’s a makeover to promote inclusivitySome of the changes to the M&M characters include having the green M&M switch its footwear from boots to sneakers.

Voice of Green M&M Applauds Candy's Identity ChangeWoman Who Voiced Green M&M Applauds Candy Identity Change. So stupid Sounds woke They could have just had multiple versions, there was no need to change the identity. Then they can all meet up one day and talk about how 'they came from different dimensions' 🙄

M&Ms' beloved characters, logo are getting a new lookM&M's branding is getting a refresh. This is totally unacceptable Please just get them to stop promoting their brutal form of cannibalism.

M&M's say goodbye to high heelsCandymaker Mars Wrigley is giving its fictitious M&M's characters a makeover. she still hot

M&M’s Get a More ‘Inclusive’ Makeover... Giving the Green One SneakersThe M&M characters are now being spotlighted for their “personalities, rather than their gender.” Apparently, that translates to gifting each with a fresh set of new kicks.