Vol 56 Issue 22, Donald Trump, Protest

Vol 56 Issue 22, Donald Trump

Trump Throws Garbage Can Through McDonald’s Window Before Looting $2,000 In Big Macs

Trump Throws Garbage Can Through McDonald’s Window Before Looting $2,000 In Big Macs

6/2/2020 10:43:00 PM

Trump Throws Garbage Can Through McDonald’s Window Before Looting $2,000 In Big Macs

WASHINGTON—Shouting “Go! Go! Go!” as an alarm blared, President Donald Trump reportedly threw a garbage can through a McDonald’s window early Tuesday morning before looting $2,000 in Big Macs. According to sources, Trump, seemingly oblivious to the broken glass sticking out of his arm, then proceeded to stuff dozens of Filet-O-Fish sandwiches down the front of his shirt, grab a box of M&M McFlurry toppings, and jump out the window with a duffel bag overflowing with Big Macs and french fries, all before returning back inside the restaurant to put his mouth under the soft-serve machine again. Several eyewitness accounts confirmed that when law enforcement officers arrived at the scene, Secret Service members were protecting the president as chocolate shake dripped from his pockets and numerous apple pies tumbled from his grasp to the glass-strewn concrete. At press time, Trump had reportedly ordered Washington, D.C. to enact yet another curfew so that he could “hit the Baskin-Robbins tomorrow.”

WASHINGTON—Shouting “Go! Go! Go!” as an alarm blared, President Donald Trump reportedly threw a garbage can through a McDonald’s window early Tuesday morning before looting $2,000 in Big Macs. According to sources, Trump, seemingly oblivious to the broken glass sticking out of his arm, then proceeded to stuff dozens of Filet-O-Fish sandwiches down the front of his shirt, grab a box of M&M McFlurry toppings, and jump out the window with a duffel bag ove

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rflowing with Big Macs and french fries, all before returning back inside the restaurant to put his mouth under the soft-serve machine again. Several eyewitness accounts confirmed that when law enforcement officers arrived at the scene, Secret Service members were protecting the president as chocolate shake dripped from his pockets and numerous apple pies tumbled from his grasp to the glass-strewn concrete. At press time, Trump had reportedly ordered Washington, D.C. to enact yet another curfew so that he could “hit the Baskin-Robbins tomorrow.”

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What BS. You need to fact check yourself. He promised to fix all of the ice cream machines, but that never happened TrumpOut2020 realDonaldTrump No way!! There are not 500 Big Macs in that bag!! DevinCow Is Junior OK? DevinCow Republican party blames Hillary for it, and media says that this was the moment Trump became President.

DevinCow DevinCow They had just repaired that window! The fries were left for an unknown reason. DevinCow The Cheeseburglar!😝😂😂 DevinCow I don’t know anyone named Ronald. I met him once but we’re not really friends. Funny because I can’t find this on any other social media...I’m calling it Fake!!!

jadedragon26102 Solid Photo shop! Mans just wants some b o r g e r s. I can understand him. I could actually see this happening at some point. No wonder why meat is more expensive nowadays. hupperware_ good one FAKE NEWS Do the Fat Thing Mainly for the sauce. ... and blaming it on antifa. Fat fuck BITCH I WOULD DO THIS IF THERE WAS NO LAW 4 A DAY

Right, like he could lift or throw a garbage can. Lol. In his defense, he ate every single one of them. jakebanik_ 😂😂😂👍 Now That’s What I Call The Onion volume 2020 There's no way he's strong enough to pick up a garbage can It’s called ‘Executive Privilege’. Good he deserves it. He’s the most handsome and hardest working man in the United States. Maybe even the world.

dlaquarabbit LOL. And I bet he ate every single one.

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