Trump Stokes Crime Fears By Having Mike Pompeo Disguise As Cat Burglar, Rob Him On Debate Stage

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Sadly, we’re at that point now... next, I expect the trump girls to run to the stage and sing “Too Close” by next

I had a BD Check me with a Glock after work, almost got shot walking my sisters dog, got Checked by The SDs on the corner of 31st Halstead Police Station Im already worried about crime

The content had to have become difficult for writers at The Onion after Trump. So much good Onion content is real news every damn day.

It was the Secretary of State with a crowbar on the debate stage.

They should have hired Tonya Harding - maybe she will be available next debate

At first I legit thought this was a picture of one of those guys on WWERaw

don't give him ideas

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3/2

This picture is all sane people watching the debate at home...watching Trump interrupt Biden for the 1000th time and saying out loud....”God I wish I had a tire iron”

so chump is just making a joke of this whole thing.

You know that could happen, right?

Wow you guys managed to make this pretty quickly

PLEASE CANCEL ALL FUTURE DEBATES

I thought he was gonna whack Biden on the knee 🤔

I would pay money to see this.

Don't give him ideas

I got bad news for Pompeo: Dude is broke.

Dude is to slim to be PompAss

Man I needed this.

Fact check: true. I saw it happen live on TV.

Join me if you’re sick and tired of the political theater from the two old parties. DebateMageddon Debates2020

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Lmao

Chris Wallace is apparently now DR. Evil

A bold but necessary action 😤😤😤

The photoshop has been top level lately 😂

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