Trump Overturns Presidential Limo While Touting Effectiveness Of PCP To Treat Coronavirus

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WASHINGTON—Screaming about how great the drug works while beating on his chest, Donald Trump reportedly overturned a presidential limousine Tuesday while touting the effectiveness of PCP in treating coronavirus. “Don’t listen to all the bulllshit—this stuff right here will make you fucking invincible against Covid!” said the commander in chief, who had angel dust all over his face and was covered in scratch marks as he ripped off all his clothes, dashed across the National Mall, and dived headfirst into the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after dozens of Secret Service agents failed to restrain him. “I’ve been awake for 172 hours, let’s try to see that fucking virus try to get me now! Grah! Why even worry about the virus? The real thing you gotta worry about is these scorpions crawling around inside your skull!” At press time, Dr. Anthony Fauci respectfully pushed back against the president’s claims, saying that there had been no trial evidence indicating that phencyclidine was an effective means of treating Covid-19.

 

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Lol

Are him and Boris Johnson really different people

Wouldn’t be a shock.

Given the dumb shit he already says and does, this doesn't seem like it would be too far-fetched.

Hard to top the everyday idiocy coming out of the WH.

Studies are inconclusive

'He just kept muttering 'what do you got to lose?' with pee running down his leg until his handlers arrived.'

Since when did start tweeting true stories?

StrikeVixen Except that Presidents, current and previous, are legally not allowed to operate vehicles for security and safety reasons.

The burning car is a metaphor for the US.

In all honesty, I think his sniffing issues are from years of destruction to his sinuses, due to cocaine!!!

MF looks like coronavirus boris johnson

Isn’t this supposed to be a parody account?

That should also help in trade negotiations.

WTF😭😭😂

lol this literally made me laugh out loud...

Literally for filling prophecy’s they always said if Trump found a cure for cancer that ppl would deny it !! Guess they weren’t that far off!!

I blame the run on Adderall, which his supporters have been buying in droves seeing how stable and healthy it keeps him. Shortage of supply and hoarding has lead to this.

🤣🤣☠️🤣

😂

I'm Superman I'm Superman I'm Superman

Sadly I could see him doing that..lol

This joke didn't land for me, but the photo is AMAZING.

The movie just writes itself

Stop tweeting real news

lol

That’s why I never did pcp I stuck to dxm but at least he believes it works

That explains the constant sniffing... and insanity.

Imagine what it would take to roll The Beast? Hell of a joyride.

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“I am now recommending bath salts to rid all pneumonia related symptoms of the Ch ch ch ch Chinese v v vvvvv virus.” -Trump

Stop... giving...him... IDEAS.

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