Yawn onion run by democrats shocker, hope you are as dripping in spite over president harris
Maybe those protections should have been set in law when Democrats controlled both chambers of Congress (2008-2010) rather than made as a last minute executive order?!
Let the Market decide our survival.
GangthorDeservesBetter
He probably would, saying 'there are good people on both sides.'
I was expecting a Kraken.
And I for one welcome our new ocean dwelling overlord, and if our majesty deigns it, I shall offer my lowly services in rounding up any troublesome rebels.
Did you mean releasing?
ActualPoseidon This yours?
When reached for comment, Gangthor declared 'Bloop'.
Gangthor helps keep the economy strong and protects american jobs!
So is Gangthor now traped or realesed?
Related song
His dread song awakening the horrors of Mizerhasiaomioan is probably why Mayor Pete is in the cabinet now.
THIS WAS A LITTLE TOO ON THE NOSE, ONION. NOT COOL.
mac__steele 😪
I’ve been looking thru the comments to see if anyone else is confused but apparently not so I’m gonna ask.....WTF IS THIS?
cthulhu4america Does the candidate have a statement on this?
You've just jinxed us.
These overtures to the old ones will not work. cthulhu4america will not be relegated to Vice President as a consolation prize! There is only one choice for America in 2020! Make America Serve Again! MASA cthulhu2020
Ia Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn!
Lol!
Theres always a bigger fish
All those Obama policies have got to go
Make Kadath great again
drskyskull For the love of all that's holy, don't repeat the story! Trump'll be claiming it's true next week...
Gangthor did nothing wrong
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Oh, come on! Forget Gangthor! Everyone knows Cthulhu2020 is a proven leader!
And as usual, the MSM ignores the fact Trump protects us from Ch'tun. Sad!
This was bound to happen one day or another with this 🍊 anus in power. God save us all. ACPQ
FREE GANGTHOR
Ugh, finally! we all know those mothers were lying about him eating their babies!
What a blatant abuse of the justice system!
My mom’s gonna lose her shit over this one
Gangthor has an amazing reputation
It's about time! gangthor
if trump releases gangthor the malevolent from his tomb the coronavirus will be the least of our worries
We are looking at Gangthor the Malevolent very strongly, impossibly strongly
i just can say this - the chocolate box is en-route
He would 100% do this.
Satire is challenging nowadays, huh?
All hail Gangthor!
Libs dont understand... trump is unleashing gangthor so we all know the deep steak secrets... unlike obama who tried to lie and tell us it didnt exist... thanks mr president...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Getting devoured by an eldritch horror to own the libs.
I'm in favor of small government, at least smaller than Gangthor, The Malevolent.
George Bush Snr comes back from the grave and is anointed Jesus sexiest of the Jews.
On his birthday.
Typical. Everyone knows Gangthor and the Trumps have had shady dealings going all the way back to the 90's.
Finally, Now I can worship Gangthor without diving!
Yawn. Lazy. TheBabylonBee is killing you guys.
Only a laugh inside the room on this one
Gang Thor was treated VERYUNFAIRLY
Boy, just can't leave ANYTHING alone, can he?
free market
In unrelated news, the Old Gods today announced a substantial contribution to the Trump re-election campaign. According to spokes-abomination, Y. Sothoth, ‘We feel that Mr Trump’s values and aspirations are fully aligned with our own.’
Not again
'I hear Gangthor The Malevolent has been treated very unfairly.'
das_varun99 I’m glad I don’t read this News Paper
New sitcom...OhThatTrump
Here in Wisconsin we just call her Hillary Clinton.
😂😂 This is YUGE news! realDonaldTrump
Praise r'lyeh
As long as it's not Cthulhu
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
😂😂😂😂😂
The quotes from realDonaldTrump in this are far too coherent
I hate when that happens.
I WARNED YOU ALL!!! I WARNED YOU😲😲😲😲
Area Facebook commenter: 'Finally, a president who stands up for our freedom to be eaten by sea creatures!'
I could see this happennig. That is how bad things are.
Gotta use those nukes for something, don't want them going to waste.
. I dont know what the hell this Gangthor sea creature is but it really looks like a phony
Okay this one is damn good
It was just a matter of times until the pro-Gangthor lobby got this done.
FinnWittrock
B_Rolandson please be careful on fort peck this year. Gangthor the Malevolent roams once more
There's fine deep sea monsters down there, a lot of really fine monsters. Some of the best, good creatures on both sides really. You've never seen such beasts, really such good beasts, Cthufufuu is a great sea creature. Really
Make America Gangthor's Again!
Putin gets his way again
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
Might gangthor be looking for a position as president?
What's next? The crawling chaos Nyarlathotep?
Good
You guys really are sucking wind behind the Bee these days. Not even close.
Ganthor has mellowed. It’s Granax we really need to worry about!
edgarwright 😂😂😂
Why does this sound like something he’d actually do lol
edgarwright “Look. I know the best sea monsters. All the best. Gangthor is a great monster, I love him, and he was unfairly treated by our worst President in history.” 6 months later, after a deadly rampage: “No, I’ve never met Gangthor. That’s fake news.”
big fish
Well Obama did it therefore realDonaldTrump must rescind it.
edgarwright MAGAs: This will create so many jobs in disaster recovery and, search and rescue.
About time.
Well yeah. Gangthor donated 1.5 million to the inauguration fund.
I could see him doing this.
Oh, man. I knew this would happen.
'In a Big Win for Followers of Gangthor' - nytimes
Gangthor announces he will immediately launch an investigation into Hunter The Biden.
this is hilarious nice job guys
edgarwright This is how far you have to go to be satirical these days.
Wait, I thought trump *was* Gangthor The Malevolent
'GET OUT OF THE WATER YOU FUCKS HE SIGNED IT!'
Wow actually a good thing tbh
Getting eaten by a mythical sea creature to own the libs.
This is the best article I've seen in a while. 👍
Does this man's selfishness have no end!?
Gangthor is cool and all but have y'all tried supporting Cthulhu2020?
The first sane thing he's done.
Through the efforts of others, Gangthor is recaptured, and Trump gets to claim victory.
Nice!
MAGA!!
Oh God, oh fuck
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