Even one death is a tragedy. Life is precious. 😜😋
Even one joke from you guys, that showed any talent, would be a miracle. TheOnionSucks
ykw, it would be HILARIOUS if it wasn't actually true. SMH
BTW, was that pic taken at the Vatican, or he just wants to imitate Pope Francis speaking from the balcony? Good luck trying to imitate a good man, that will be an impossibility of major proportions.
Oh NO! We don't want to see his 'integrity, decency, competence, dignified presidency' being tainted by people dying. How about blaming............who, who, who,............let me think...............
Sorry you are no match for TheBabylonBee
BTSnowBolt I thought this was real at first
feeonlyplanner Twisting words again. You are lying here.
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Joe Biden “I’ll stop Corinne virus yesterday when if who I presidente”
I'm voting for the senile old man who had brain surgery... says no one ever
Haha but it doesnt think it’s bad
MaxBoot He can’t for one minute make it about others
This is why you never hear him worry about his kids......
That’s Not Satire! That actually happened
Peeps, you want Trump out? Then, as Chief Brody said, 'We're gonna need a bigger vote' Every vote will matter in every State. A landslide castrates Trump Join to help register more voters. 100 million couldn't find a reason to vote in '16
I hate that The Onion literally isn't even satire anymore.
MaxBoot
Oh yeah? So why are holding uncontrolled rallies, to get fodder to be deleted from Voter's Rolls? 6,941,248 infections and 202,170 deletions are NOT enough! 😡😡
MaxBoot Get this guy some glasses for some reason he thinks he looks good. Not ever!!!
“There are simply no words to express how horrible that I could be blamed for these casualties. It’s very sad & hard to imagine what I’ve been going through Each of these departed Americans leaves family, friends, deeply upsetting to think that they could claim I was responsible”
I would be willing to bet my next paycheck he has actually said something like this in the past!
People's deaths are sort of on the CDC and doctors. I mean...why should we rely on govt for a virus? If I want to stay healthy...I go to a clinic not a govt building...and I wash my damn hands.
All the deaths I could have bothered to try to prevent are just a statistic.
Trump's next move is to pull an Arnold from True Lies, 'yah but they were all bad'
Why is this still more compassionate than anything he's ever said
too real
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We're is the 'ha ha' button in Twitter?
He is the tragedy hahahah
The Onion has from satire to today’s most trusted news source.
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hey this shit be feeling kinda real doesn't it
PrincessVivienn Not even close to funny.
Too real
As I’ve said before has started printing real stories.
its ok sir, every time i think of you i think of tragedy, so at this point youve eliminated the middleman with me.
Another real news story from the Onion?!
Idiocracy confirmed
Wait. What the hell? I thought the onion was only satire! Smh😤
Had to double take this one.
Seriously, you think only one death makes you LOOK bad? What about the s**t storm mounting on all your other actions?
Sounds like something he would say
Our commander of disbelief just said his most recent meeting with Putin. Was 'none of our business'! Nice to know.
Jesus
Onion sucks now. Commented last year how not funny it was, now see they have sold out to dem MSM bs. RIP onion. Buh bye.
theonion in trouble as people have lost all sense of what is real or a joke. sardonicwit
john_sipher Stalinesque.
Sadly, he believes it is all about him.
Real Life is looking more and more like The Onion
Hey what the hell you are supposed to be a satire site not a news source
thanks Donald j Trump. I give you a gift of song 😉
We’ll only have 10 to 15 TOTAL cases of the virus in the USA. We have “perfect and beautiful” control of it. - trump in February
john_sipher Total Confirmed: 2.520.984 +++ Global Deaths: 125.588 +++
Stop being real news!
When did the onion get serious?
I feel for the people at the onion, satire is hard to do when reality is the way it is.
'Even one death' (period) 'That makes me look bad' (period) 'Is a tragedy' (period) He often talks haltingly.
When did the Onion stop being satire
john_sipher it's sad, what used to be parody is paraphrasing now. that's ok, hopefully after nov posting something batshit insane will be BSI again not what a POTUS actually said (kinda).
Sigh
You can tell this is satire because Trump has cared not one bit that he's caused well over 100,000 deaths
Now you're just reporting real news, because I'm 99% he's said something very similar already.
I seriously can't tell if you guys make this up anymore.
Basically this:
He was looking pretty good up until someone died of Covid-19.
Lol, when did you guys stop doing satire?
Another EpicFail by . Just way too believable and accurate to be satire.
“...that makes me look bad...” disgusting
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It’s disgusting that I can read that headline aloud to someone and there is zero possibility that they would think it is a parody.
This title is unfortunately accurate.
You see? The man has feelings. Calling him a sociopath is just outright slanderous.
Why are these Headlines sounding real lately?
Very, very sad 😔 Hate it when something looks bad on me too. F.
I thought you guys specialized in sarcasm. This tracks.
That's why he didn't want to test would rather ignore something then admit exists
Trump Is A Tragedy
Ironic
Didn’t he actually say this?
KattFunny 😂😂😂
BradleyWhitford I looked at this pic and my first thought was Juan Peron addressing a crowd from the balcony of the Casa Rosada in Buenos Aires
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