Trump Delivers Touching Tribute To Fallen Heroes Of WWE

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WASHINGTON—Praising them in a memorial ceremony for all the sacrifices they had made, President Donald Trump reportedly delivered a touching tribute Tuesday to the fallen heroes of WWE. “Let us never forget how WWE continues to affect all of us, and how these brave men dedicated their lives to wrestling for their country,” said Trump in a 15-minute speech that touched on the entire history of WWE, from the powerful rise of Vince McMahon to some of its most important conflicts, including the hard-fought battles of WrestleMania X, the brutal 2002 Survivor Series, and Hulk Hogan’s pivotal 1984 victory over the Iron Sheik. “As it became clear long ago that we as a nation would need to enter the WWE ring, when we needed them most, these heroes answered the bell. They endured chokeslams, flying elbows, and piledrivers, and many of them courageously laid the smackdown to protect the freedoms of this great nation. From the violent days of Attitude Era to today’s comparative peace, our nation’s courageous fighters served admirably in WWE, and today we salute them.” Trump concluded the tribute by gently placing a ceremonial championship belt at the Tomb Of The Parts Unknown Wrestler.

 

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wally_polischuk WTF

I think he's asleep

This was actually pretty funny. One of the few clever memes from the left...

godz_metal

About damn time

Truck Fump!

🤣

Macho Libra ?

redsteeze Is this about the fiend losing to Goldberg because if it is, this is god-tier content.

He should.

Sadly, they do die rather young after putting their bodies through so much.

RIP Ricky The Dragon, Yokozuna, Macho Man Randy Savage and all those other brave boys. We will never forget.

However remember that many former WWE fighters have been abandoned and are suffering

Ah yes...WWE...the big one!

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