Trump Campaign Reminds Supporters To Make Voting Intimidation Plan

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WASHINGTON—Urging the public to triple check the location of their local polling place and be ready to harass those around them, the Trump campaign reminded supporters Wednesday to avoid being blindsided this Nov. 3 by making a voting intimidation plan. “This election day, don’t just roll out of bed, make sure you’ve prepared ahead of time to spend up to 10 hours of your day terrorizing voters,” said Trump campaign spokesperson Andy Stephens, adding that this year, due to Covid, it would be more work than ever to pose as an officer and convince voters that their paperwork was incorrect, because there could be thousands of them waiting at any given time. “The bottom line is: Have a plan. Whether you have to take a bus in full tactical gear or carpool with your militia buddies, know how you’re getting to your polling site. Also, don’t leave home without at least two different types of weapons. Remember, this is an opportunity to make our screaming voices heard so that every threat counts.” At press time, Stephens also encouraged Trump supporters to engage with those around them, and make sure to intimidate at least three friends or family members to stay home instead of voting for Biden.

WASHINGTON—Urging the public to triple check the location of their local polling place and be ready to harass those around them, the Trump campaign reminded supporters Wednesday to avoid being blindsided this Nov.by making a voting intimidation plan.

, it would be more work than ever to pose as an officer and convince voters that their paperwork was incorrect, because there could be thousands of them waiting at any given time. “The bottom line is: H ave a plan. Whether you have to take a bus in full tactical gear or carpool with your militia buddies, know how you’re getting to your polling site. Also, don’t leave home without at least two different types of weapons. Remember, this is an opportunity to make our screaming voices heard so that every threat counts.

 

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Ya, you young healthy mail in voters, go YELL at those mailboxes.

this isn’t even satire anymore.

mishacollins Never trust a man with small hands

Coming from the burn the city to the fucking ground crew

The onion is getting pretty real nowadays

Trying to get into the straight news biz, eh ?

The Onion is posting REAL stories now?

There is no satire anymore. Irony is dead, as well.

mishacollins When The Onion articles seem genuinely plausible, we are in the Upside Down.

This isn't even satire once again.

I didn’t even realize that this is the onion at first

You know things are bad in America when the satire news talks about the real news

what the what?

mishacollins Sometimes I think The Onion is the only reliable news left in this country

The TheBabylonBee is better.

Just read an article on thehill stating just the opposite and it’s happening to Trump supporters. Some real hateful people out there.

I wish this was an actual onion headline and not a report of what Trump said during the debate...

mishacollins 🤣

mishacollins Is The Onion switching to a legitimate news source because of all the fake news? 🤣🤣🤣

NOT FUNNY. Too close to real life.

I don’t think this is satire.

Like what?

Wait a minute, you're not supposed to report on real news.

Rivals the Dems plan for polling stations to just throw out any votes not for Biden

Not even a parody article.

Pack an umbrella, something to drink, snacks & plenty of ammo. 🙄

When real life is crazier than the Onion.

I had to double check if this was the Onion and not the depressing reality lol

This just sounds like what Trumps doing but with extra steps

You just crossed the line from FakeNews to RealNews

I dared my wife Joy to eat a raw onion the other day! She spit it out after one bite!

I thought the onion was satire

I thought onion was satire?

This legit sounds something Trump would actually advocate...

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