Kids Who Have Much Better Halloween Costumes Than Your Child
All it takes is one friend in an intricately designed Thor costume, and all of a sudden the Superman T-shirt you bought your child isn’t good enough.The Depressing Realization That Kids Don’t Really Trick-Or-Treat Anymore What happened? When you were a kid, the streets were packed. Then it moved to the malls, and now the malls are gone too. Are kids allowed to be innocent anymore?Candy That Is Attached To A Screenplay
Some people like to use Halloween as an opportunity to promote their 120-page seriocomic historical drama. Parents should politely return the script before their impressionable child gets any ideas about a film career.Concealed ordinance can lie undetonated for decades, so when planning your trick-or-treating route, steer clear of high-risk neighborhoods built on WWI battlefields.
Parents need to beware of their children receiving Gillette Fusion Shaving Blades where they should really be receiving Gillette ProGlide Shaving Blades that promises a closer and smoother shave than the Fusion.
WHAT GOOD EXACTLY, DOES HALLOWEEN DO FOR ANYBODY NOT RELATED TO 'SUGAR' MULLA? HUH? FREE CANDY, THAT'S THE PREMISE, RIGHT? FROM STRANGERS, RIGHT? WHILST CRAZIES ATTEMP TO POISON YUORN CHILDRENS IS IT JUST 'YOU' OR DOES THIS SOUND CRAZY TO ME TOO?
Every idea doesn’t need a tweet, yet here we are.
No. Can’t…won’t do that. You should get used hearing that.
Ok, MrBallen.
Ordnance.
They started construction ofcan elementary school here once - dug up some old ordinance when laying the foundation. Turned out that piece of land had been used for training back then. 😏
Not to mention mustard gas...😳
No I’m sorry I need to walk into the explosives I love compulsive failure
Call the mayor. The City Council is concealing ordinance again.
I suppose this goes double for CBW disposal sites, DanKaszeta?
I thought this was going to be an ordinance/ordnance joke but clearly it’s just a typo.
passoutcokes
I don't have kids and I never will, but if I did, this year I'd be more worried about them getting candy that's laced with ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine.
Kids these days are so spoiled. Back in my day, there were razor blades in candy bars.
or Red Dye 5
Next year it will be Insulin
I'm going to see this article posted on r/NotTheOnion, aren't I?
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