Tree Outside Window Upset Man Just Changed Channel

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Loves wooden acting, huge Keanu Reeves fan.

Tree wishes mans wife would hurry up and leave already

Poor guy should try a promotion...

let the tree watch his tv

I guess this goes with the asshole from yesterday who had the face of a real bad 'fake cousin'... oh shit, I just bought an aquarium full of dead fish AND a rusty Datsun.

Lol I believe it

Buy my Sorts-Swiss Army remote with chainsaw built in.

The tree outside the window is upset a man just changed the channel.

Hates Real Housewives More Than Squirrel and Hydrangea Combined

Not at all upset about the fireplace.

eh, shaddap, you weep like a little willow

“at least let the theme song finish before you change the channel...’where the kisses are hers and hers and his, tree’s company, too...’”

i had a stroke trying to read this

Let me guess.....Ice Road Truckers?

What a sap...

The tree here is played by Scarlett Johansson.

Favorite show: trees a crowd

ScarJo?

If you're finding the title confusing, the tree that is outside the window is upset that the man just changed the channel. It took me a few reads as well to understand.

Barking mad!! 😉😂

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