Don’t worry, guys. God can cure the bubonic plague….NOT! EPIC FAIL!Well, at least they put all these dead guys together! FAIL.HELP HELP! I’m being burned because I got the black death! FAIL!.
Don’t worry, guys. God can cure the bubonic plague….NOT! EPIC FAIL!Well, at least they put all these dead guys together! FAIL.HELP HELP! I’m being burned because I got the black death! FAIL!
I didn't read it, where did, Humanity survived, rank?
Seems like a racist article title
Too soon…
The Black Plague was actually a Big Win for Mother Nature. Only the weakest 1/3 of humanity died. The Strong survived! And we are their legacy!
Maybe the dumbest thing the onion has ever published
Too soon
Not even top 10
Lol embarrassing
'dead can't dance'
Oh come now DeadCanDance
As someone who’s parents past away during the black Plague I gotta say this the most offensive thing I’ve seen in my 615 years of being alive.
The latest TrumpCraze.
It's spread by vermin... not that anyone is vermin... but that is how it spreads... The Black Plague... by vermin... it spreads... CompoundBoss LandauDave
Funny
Number 5 really shocked me!
Let's be honest here if the Bubonic Plague came back MAGA Chuds would tell everybody it's their right to roam around public and infect everybody so that they could get an In-N-Out.
Bruh
You might want to hold off on this one...
Local Man: 'Oh, it's the 'black plague' now.'
It spread really fast because of the abundance of rats back then. We don't have as many today so we should be good
I absolutely love you guys. You never miss an opportunity
1 it failed to kill of the rest of humanity. 25 million? You gotta pump those numbers up
Please do one on the current white plague, super cereal news site
Me and the bois vibin during Halloween be like
Ancient dildo plague was the worst. Many men withered and died,except those with ample supplies of olive oil.
Camera switched off. Wee science man Tony Fauci takes his mask off and so do others. Masks are for dummies.
It must be hard to think of new satirical content these days when everything posts sounds like one of those lists BuzzFeed would seriously make or news that could actually happen in these strange times.
4 Literally blowing smoke up your bum!
KingslyFishao
All of those peasants with scrofula died with the plague, not from the plague.
replaceGAflag
Number 10 Anti vaxxer
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What? I thought telling me I hadn’t pretty hair would have avoided all apocalyptic type fails. Weird.
Is our country real anymore
NUMBER NINE
Number 6 will SHOCK you.
Yup Comedy-horror it is
😒 2 pieces are missing from the puzzle. Mr. Onion Grow you not tired of the soil? When you know how ripe you might become?
She has so many nipples
Hilarious ! Now do the late Devonian extinction !
ONE WEIRD TRICK THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW to not die as horribly as you would otherwise.
There's a 10 The FakeNews MSM
Too soon.
Fake News! The scribes inflated the numbers
SPINE DITCH SPINE DITCH SPINE DITCH SPINE DITCH SPINE DITCH SPINE DITCH SPINE DITCH SPINE DITCH SPINE DITCH
BLACK (plague) LIVES MATTER!!!
I DONT GET IT HOW DID THEY FAIL
Jesus Onion, I liked you better in Shrek
The Black Plague Prank *GONE WRONG!! ALMOST DIED!!*
A Trump was there for every one of them.
Epic fails from the 1300s
haha they were so fucking stupid
Spanish flu came to Europe. You won't believe what happened next!
They were way funnier, you just had to be there
Epic plague FAILS! Vol 7
Middle age memes
That one guy sure isn't worried about causing second-hand smoke lung cancer. Very selfish.
I faked the black plague so they would put leeches on my cock so i could get a free blowjob
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