Vol 50 Issue 38

Vol 50 Issue 38

Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier

Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier

10/20/2021 2:15:00 AM

Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier

BLOOMINGTON, MN—Cursing silently to himself upon realizing that the cashier in his lane was engaging in conversation with every patron, local Trader Joe’s shopper Dan Wetzel confirmed Tuesday that it was now too late for him to switch to another line manned by a less outgoing employee. “Oh, no,” said Wetzel, who…

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Lets go already. Keep it moving. I want to microdose hallucinations before going to a grocery store early in the morning. I don’t think I’d leave the produce section for hours Just make sure you’re high before going grocery shopping 'Is it good? No, it's awful, that's why I buy it, I'm a masochist.' The Onion captures real life situations better than most news organizations

Once you unload on the belt it’s all over. Maybe there’ll be a sports conversation. No one will get this. Rookie mistake to go into an actual manned checkout line :/ The luck of the draw. So glad trader joe's quit doing this

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repost I've gotten my best recipes from the chatty cashier That's when you fake a heart attack. Why would any news outlet cover this?

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