This Murderer Was Released From Prison Or Something, We Don’t Remember. We’ve Got A Lot Going On In Our Personal Lives, So Some Things Just Get Sort Of Jumbled Sometimes, Sorry

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Did I just witness regular modern journalism?

Sounds like he did his time and was released. Now he can resume his journey as a youth minister.

This is still better journalism that most outlets.

Is that mattgaetz ?

This is Real News...not to be confused with Fake News. When we(The Onion) don't have the facts straight- we let you know! The man, allegedly released, may or may not have been convicted or arrested for murder or some other crime. Your number one source for news you can trust...

And when you’re drunk things just get passed you sometimes.

😂😂💀

What? Seriously? Fix your shit, Onion

Sometimes it be like that.

We think he was last scene downtown near the university. Or was it the children's museum? Oh wait, maybe this story is about that guy who won some award? We might have mixed up some stories...

That’s fine a guess what could possibly go wrong 😑

journalism at his best

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