This 1-pound mozzarella stick almost killed me

1/15/2022 6:51:00 PM

This 1-pound mozzarella stick almost killed me

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This 1-pound mozzarella stick almost killed me

The Brookdale in Bloomfield makes a 1-pound mozzarella stick. It is delicious. And almost deadly.

Published: Jan. 15, 2022, 10:00 a.m.The 1-pound mozzarella stick from The Brookdale in Bloomfield. (Jeremy Schneider | NJ Advance Media for Schneider | NJ Advance Media For“Would you like a steak knife?” the waitress asked, without a shred of sarcasm or humor.

Still, I couldn’t help but laugh. I hadn’t ordered a steak, or any cut of meat.Note to readers: if you purchase something through one of our affiliate links we may earn a commission.

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What’s next? A giant pancake? Larger than life pizza? I have an idea!!!!!!!!!! How about a picture and story and create a 10 foot long submarine sand which on Super Bowl Sunday! MazzNYC That must cost like $40 I miss you Jersey... 😰😰😰😰😰 Bravo on your attempt, Jeremy! Wish I could have posted this directly to your article! needs a comment section!

__ChrisCote missrage paywall for an article about a 1 pound mozz stick🥴 All the cheese makes me want to gagggggg😭😭😭 I love cheese but you know damn well that’s too much and by the time you even get to the middle I’m sure it would be semi cold and just🤢🤮🤮 buymycereal que buena forma de morir Then 2 please

I thought this was a big ass elote not no mf mozzarella stick💀💀

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allieeross ladyyren You won’t survive the 2 pounder. kasieallen I want one, like I'm not kidding. I would love to give this a try. This is what you choose to pay wall? haylgerminario It is no longer a stick but a mozzarella baguette Constipation

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Imagine losing a fight to a mozzarella stick🤦‍♂️ Yo himynameisseton Would have been more interesting if you actually died from it Your chefs spent so much time trying to see if you could do it, they didnt stop to think about whether they should BarbarianCap Can we all agre le that the cheese stick in this photo weighs WAY more than a pound?

Carl_Regolino This looks literally dangerous to eat BrunsonTanMan I want it All_4_Laughs

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I WANT ONE SO FUCKINT BAD I’D DIE IN A STATE OF PURE FUCKING BLISS So 1 pound is the limit A good way to go BRGGSY is this the way you wanna die? JoeUX9 I can't imagine how painful it was the person to take a shit after eating this thing Gluttony at its finest Seven deadly sin NeerajKA sounds like a you problem

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I eat so much cheese on a weekly basis my skin might as well absorb it, I don’t need this frilly bullshit waste of food nishi_kumar_1 - only a 1 hour drive from Princeton!! Bonkson_ lasinnott .... I thought I would like to leave this world buried under tits. But then I saw this... o.o Weak samanthaavega

Yuck This is stupid.

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Wow, not me. After my Lactaid pills, I’d massacre this IntlBoatDad CC jgee need this Gordon Ramsey Approves check✅ dillydabean JakeVeryard andrewmhickey meet you there might as well finish the job NeerajKA I want the forbidden stick

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only 18 dollars too HeisenBitch_ That looks good, but a family of 4 couldn’t eat that thing comfortably, let alone one dude. victoriaoftx we could Chief it Where you did put it? 🤣 lisadiorio8 I want this courtney_east MichaelRyanRuiz maybe __ChrisCote would like this one? Paging redwing605

people in chicago would call this a pizza, or something NewJersey tryna be Florida so bad !!! It’s basically just this TheRealElleBee Yeah that's what happens when you eat a pound of fried cheese It not the down that's the problem. It's the out. This seems like a real TheWillNeff tweet nalyd_swad the subscriber exclusive tag almost killed me

collegetowncop you fancy it?

inthesludge light work righ? i’d rather die from the 1 pound mozzarella stick than pay $10 to read your garbage article about it *salutes* ...sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing 77cyko one of yr cheat challenges mebe beccam724 Good thing they put more cheese on top to make it edible. ok but does this mozzarella stick explode when you take a bite 💥?

Anime girls have had worse. It's just an Italian version of baked brie.

AndyBeckerman what's the verdict on this? I think the Patreon pals need to know. 👀 davey_jones42 GIANT CHEEESE STICK Mouth is watering I need it It’s not finished, yet. Keep your kinks to yourself Videthan New Jersey reppin That's no way to talk about your Italian baby Do they make ones that definitely kills you? If so, where can I get one.

What an appetizing looking loaf of cardiac arrest! I'd chill this and slice it up like a loaf of bread. You're basically Homer in that Simpsons where the chef's of Springfield tried to kill him with a 1 million calorie eclair. This is like something you order with friends and each cut off a bite. :D FelisRandomis

To be nibbled id throat gosh that oversized glizzy Toughen up, lightweight iccuIus

It’s not done with you yet Let's not recall it quite so fondly There is only one word that could describe your moment of weakness Need allystwitforaar When the Postmates order arrives at NickMudry’s door. itsthechipmunk is this something you want? VoidBurger i feel like i remember you asking about something like this before.

How hot is the cheese? This pic gave me an idea.. 👀 This son of a bitch cannot kill me I would much rather have 1 pound of mozzarella sticks than a 1 pound mozzarella stick straight goo. you would go insane after second bite. benoyster tweetinjake need ur supposed to eat it jersey 😋 I’d imagine. It’s a while fuckin pound of cheese.

try harder next time

1 pound is not that much. This is easily doable WorldofIsaac Yo J_Schneider we need to talk about sharing. Thanks. I_amGabbyD But instead you are now stronger Good LI gang represent i read the article. there is no point where this person nearly died. TheWheatard

Where can i eat this at? That’s delicious Would. jacksonbarnett let’s go The ratio is completely off. JoeTheCynic Wouldn't have killed me but I guess I'm just built different Guess im just built different 💪 my uncle died this way

Spreadapedia We do things big around here notsofiacoppola I’d have to try ImFatPod jayzawaski RickCCamp It doesn’t go in that hole NJ has to come up with something since CT killed them in Pizza week Gross What did they think would happen LMAO? Im built different tho, i would not almost die. Would.

that’s how I want to go don't use it like that This is a true New Jersey article. A shame I can't read it. Wait U tried 2 eat this entire thing... I can eat that no problem did someone throw it out of a window really high up So almost like a calzone When Grand_handsomer comes to have lunch with me Well yeah

That’s horrible, where can I try it?

WorldofIsaac thoughts? Holy cow, that is sooooo unappetizing! Is that salt on it or what? Yuck! Stingey with the marinara DetroitOnLion a new dare?! It'll kill you in 20 years if you continue to eat like this Do you normally eat a pound of cheese? Or anything for that matter? A pound is a lot! Look at that mozzarella stick!

Now that's a log daddyprosciutto bg686 What a stupid concept. The appeal of cheese sticks is a high ratio of crunch to cheese and easy dipping. A giant stick defeats all the dish’s virtues. Relatable 'subscriber exclusive'. $10 a month to read about firewood-sized cheese sticks. Nope.

That only weighs one pound? Oh that look nice Almost don’t count “Forge again into the fromage” J_Schneider stylianos_k As it was intended to do! Why would you do that to yourself?! Toughen up, Jeremy it's only a pound of cheese😂

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The 1-pound mozzarella stick from The Brookdale in Bloomfield. Just like an American muscle car, the Daytona packs a punishing V-8. (Jeremy Schneider | NJ Advance Media for By Jeremy Schneider | NJ Advance Media For “Would you like a steak knife?” the waitress asked, without a shred of sarcasm or humor. Suffice it to say, this thing is sure to slice through the waves. Still, I couldn’t help but laugh.

I hadn’t ordered a steak, or any cut of meat. Note to readers: if you purchase something through one of our affiliate links we may earn a commission. Elsewhere, there’s a storage box forward that can hold extra gear. Disclaimer .