This 1-pound mozzarella stick almost killed me

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The Brookdale in Bloomfield makes a 1-pound mozzarella stick. It is delicious. And almost deadly.

The 1-pound mozzarella stick from The Brookdale in Bloomfield. “Would you like a steak knife?” the waitress asked, without a shred of sarcasm or humor.Note to readers: if you purchase something through one of our affiliate links we may earn a commission.

 

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What’s next? A giant pancake? Larger than life pizza? I have an idea!!!!!!!!!! How about a picture and story and create a 10 foot long submarine sand which on Super Bowl Sunday!

MazzNYC That must cost like $40

I miss you Jersey... 😰😰😰😰😰

Bravo on your attempt, Jeremy! Wish I could have posted this directly to your article! needs a comment section!

__ChrisCote

missrage

paywall for an article about a 1 pound mozz stick🥴

All the cheese makes me want to gagggggg😭😭😭 I love cheese but you know damn well that’s too much and by the time you even get to the middle I’m sure it would be semi cold and just🤢🤮🤮

buymycereal que buena forma de morir

Then 2 please

I thought this was a big ass elote not no mf mozzarella stick💀💀

allieeross

ladyyren

You won’t survive the 2 pounder.

kasieallen

I want one, like I'm not kidding. I would love to give this a try.

This is what you choose to pay wall?

haylgerminario

It is no longer a stick but a mozzarella baguette

Constipation

Imagine losing a fight to a mozzarella stick🤦‍♂️

Yo himynameisseton

Would have been more interesting if you actually died from it

Your chefs spent so much time trying to see if you could do it, they didnt stop to think about whether they should

BarbarianCap

Can we all agre le that the cheese stick in this photo weighs WAY more than a pound?

Carl_Regolino

This looks literally dangerous to eat

BrunsonTanMan I want it

All_4_Laughs

I WANT ONE SO FUCKINT BAD I’D DIE IN A STATE OF PURE FUCKING BLISS

So 1 pound is the limit

A good way to go

BRGGSY is this the way you wanna die?

JoeUX9

I can't imagine how painful it was the person to take a shit after eating this thing

Gluttony at its finest Seven deadly sin

NeerajKA

sounds like a you problem

I eat so much cheese on a weekly basis my skin might as well absorb it, I don’t need this frilly bullshit waste of food

nishi_kumar_1 - only a 1 hour drive from Princeton!!

Bonkson_

lasinnott

.... I thought I would like to leave this world buried under tits. But then I saw this... o.o

Weak

samanthaavega

Yuck

This is stupid.

Wow, not me. After my Lactaid pills, I’d massacre this

IntlBoatDad

CC jgee

need this

Gordon Ramsey Approves check✅

dillydabean

JakeVeryard

andrewmhickey meet you there

might as well finish the job

NeerajKA I want the forbidden stick

only 18 dollars too

HeisenBitch_

That looks good, but a family of 4 couldn’t eat that thing comfortably, let alone one dude.

victoriaoftx we could Chief it

Where you did put it? 🤣

lisadiorio8 I want this

courtney_east

MichaelRyanRuiz maybe __ChrisCote would like this one?

Paging redwing605

people in chicago would call this a pizza, or something

NewJersey tryna be Florida so bad !!!

It’s basically just this

TheRealElleBee

Yeah that's what happens when you eat a pound of fried cheese

It not the down that's the problem. It's the out.

This seems like a real TheWillNeff tweet

nalyd_swad

the subscriber exclusive tag almost killed me

collegetowncop you fancy it?

inthesludge light work righ?

i’d rather die from the 1 pound mozzarella stick than pay $10 to read your garbage article about it

*salutes* ...sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing

77cyko one of yr cheat challenges mebe

beccam724

Good thing they put more cheese on top to make it edible.

ok but does this mozzarella stick explode when you take a bite 💥?

Anime girls have had worse.

It's just an Italian version of baked brie.

AndyBeckerman what's the verdict on this? I think the Patreon pals need to know. 👀

davey_jones42 GIANT CHEEESE STICK

Mouth is watering I need it

It’s not finished, yet.

Keep your kinks to yourself

Videthan New Jersey reppin

That's no way to talk about your Italian baby

Do they make ones that definitely kills you? If so, where can I get one.

What an appetizing looking loaf of cardiac arrest!

I'd chill this and slice it up like a loaf of bread.

You're basically Homer in that Simpsons where the chef's of Springfield tried to kill him with a 1 million calorie eclair.

This is like something you order with friends and each cut off a bite. :D

FelisRandomis

To be nibbled

id throat gosh that oversized glizzy

Toughen up, lightweight

iccuIus

It’s not done with you yet

Let's not recall it quite so fondly

There is only one word that could describe your moment of weakness

Need

allystwitforaar

When the Postmates order arrives at NickMudry’s door.

itsthechipmunk is this something you want?

VoidBurger i feel like i remember you asking about something like this before.

How hot is the cheese? This pic gave me an idea.. 👀

This son of a bitch cannot kill me

I would much rather have 1 pound of mozzarella sticks than a 1 pound mozzarella stick

straight goo. you would go insane after second bite.

benoyster

tweetinjake need

ur supposed to eat it

Ahh...new jersey 😋

I’d imagine. It’s a while fuckin pound of cheese.

try harder next time

1 pound is not that much. This is easily doable

WorldofIsaac

Yo J_Schneider we need to talk about sharing. Thanks.

I_amGabbyD

But instead you are now stronger

Good

LI gang represent

i read the article. there is no point where this person nearly died.

TheWheatard

Where can i eat this at?

That’s delicious

Would.

jacksonbarnett let’s go

The ratio is completely off.

JoeTheCynic

Wouldn't have killed me but I guess I'm just built different

Guess im just built different 💪

my uncle died this way

Spreadapedia We do things big around here

notsofiacoppola I’d have to try

ImFatPod jayzawaski RickCCamp

It doesn’t go in that hole

NJ has to come up with something since CT killed them in Pizza week

Gross

What did they think would happen LMAO?

Im built different tho, i would not almost die.

Would.

that’s how I want to go

don't use it like that

This is a true New Jersey article. A shame I can't read it.

Wait U tried 2 eat this entire thing...

I can eat that no problem

did someone throw it out of a window really high up

So almost like a calzone

When Grand_handsomer comes to have lunch with me

Well yeah

That’s horrible, where can I try it?

WorldofIsaac thoughts?

Holy cow, that is sooooo unappetizing! Is that salt on it or what? Yuck!

Stingey with the marinara

DetroitOnLion a new dare?!

It'll kill you in 20 years if you continue to eat like this

Do you normally eat a pound of cheese? Or anything for that matter? A pound is a lot! Look at that mozzarella stick!

Now that's a log daddyprosciutto bg686

What a stupid concept. The appeal of cheese sticks is a high ratio of crunch to cheese and easy dipping. A giant stick defeats all the dish’s virtues.

Relatable

'subscriber exclusive'. $10 a month to read about firewood-sized cheese sticks. Nope.

That only weighs one pound?

Oh that look nice

Almost don’t count

“Forge again into the fromage” J_Schneider

stylianos_k

As it was intended to do! Why would you do that to yourself?!

Toughen up, Jeremy it's only a pound of cheese😂

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