The 1-pound mozzarella stick from The Brookdale in Bloomfield. “Would you like a steak knife?” the waitress asked, without a shred of sarcasm or humor.Note to readers: if you purchase something through one of our affiliate links we may earn a commission.
What’s next? A giant pancake? Larger than life pizza? I have an idea!!!!!!!!!! How about a picture and story and create a 10 foot long submarine sand which on Super Bowl Sunday!
MazzNYC That must cost like $40
I miss you Jersey... 😰😰😰😰😰
Bravo on your attempt, Jeremy! Wish I could have posted this directly to your article! needs a comment section!
__ChrisCote
missrage
paywall for an article about a 1 pound mozz stick🥴
All the cheese makes me want to gagggggg😭😭😭 I love cheese but you know damn well that’s too much and by the time you even get to the middle I’m sure it would be semi cold and just🤢🤮🤮
buymycereal que buena forma de morir
Then 2 please
I thought this was a big ass elote not no mf mozzarella stick💀💀
allieeross
ladyyren
You won’t survive the 2 pounder.
kasieallen
I want one, like I'm not kidding. I would love to give this a try.
This is what you choose to pay wall?
haylgerminario
It is no longer a stick but a mozzarella baguette
Constipation
Imagine losing a fight to a mozzarella stick🤦♂️
Yo himynameisseton
Would have been more interesting if you actually died from it
Your chefs spent so much time trying to see if you could do it, they didnt stop to think about whether they should
BarbarianCap
Can we all agre le that the cheese stick in this photo weighs WAY more than a pound?
Carl_Regolino
This looks literally dangerous to eat
BrunsonTanMan I want it
All_4_Laughs
I WANT ONE SO FUCKINT BAD I’D DIE IN A STATE OF PURE FUCKING BLISS
So 1 pound is the limit
A good way to go
BRGGSY is this the way you wanna die?
JoeUX9
I can't imagine how painful it was the person to take a shit after eating this thing
Gluttony at its finest Seven deadly sin
NeerajKA
sounds like a you problem
I eat so much cheese on a weekly basis my skin might as well absorb it, I don’t need this frilly bullshit waste of food
nishi_kumar_1 - only a 1 hour drive from Princeton!!
Bonkson_
lasinnott
.... I thought I would like to leave this world buried under tits. But then I saw this... o.o
Weak
samanthaavega
Yuck
This is stupid.
Wow, not me. After my Lactaid pills, I’d massacre this
IntlBoatDad
CC jgee
need this
Gordon Ramsey Approves check✅
dillydabean
JakeVeryard
andrewmhickey meet you there
might as well finish the job
NeerajKA I want the forbidden stick
only 18 dollars too
HeisenBitch_
That looks good, but a family of 4 couldn’t eat that thing comfortably, let alone one dude.
victoriaoftx we could Chief it
Where you did put it? 🤣
lisadiorio8 I want this
courtney_east
MichaelRyanRuiz maybe __ChrisCote would like this one?
Paging redwing605
people in chicago would call this a pizza, or something
NewJersey tryna be Florida so bad !!!
It’s basically just this
TheRealElleBee
Yeah that's what happens when you eat a pound of fried cheese
It not the down that's the problem. It's the out.
This seems like a real TheWillNeff tweet
nalyd_swad
the subscriber exclusive tag almost killed me
collegetowncop you fancy it?
inthesludge light work righ?
i’d rather die from the 1 pound mozzarella stick than pay $10 to read your garbage article about it
*salutes* ...sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing
77cyko one of yr cheat challenges mebe
beccam724
Good thing they put more cheese on top to make it edible.
ok but does this mozzarella stick explode when you take a bite 💥?
Anime girls have had worse.
It's just an Italian version of baked brie.
AndyBeckerman what's the verdict on this? I think the Patreon pals need to know. 👀
davey_jones42 GIANT CHEEESE STICK
Mouth is watering I need it
It’s not finished, yet.
Keep your kinks to yourself
Videthan New Jersey reppin
That's no way to talk about your Italian baby
Do they make ones that definitely kills you? If so, where can I get one.
What an appetizing looking loaf of cardiac arrest!
I'd chill this and slice it up like a loaf of bread.
You're basically Homer in that Simpsons where the chef's of Springfield tried to kill him with a 1 million calorie eclair.
This is like something you order with friends and each cut off a bite. :D
FelisRandomis
To be nibbled
id throat gosh that oversized glizzy
Toughen up, lightweight
iccuIus
It’s not done with you yet
Let's not recall it quite so fondly
There is only one word that could describe your moment of weakness
Need
allystwitforaar
When the Postmates order arrives at NickMudry’s door.
itsthechipmunk is this something you want?
VoidBurger i feel like i remember you asking about something like this before.
How hot is the cheese? This pic gave me an idea.. 👀
This son of a bitch cannot kill me
I would much rather have 1 pound of mozzarella sticks than a 1 pound mozzarella stick
straight goo. you would go insane after second bite.
benoyster
tweetinjake need
ur supposed to eat it
Ahh...new jersey 😋
I’d imagine. It’s a while fuckin pound of cheese.
try harder next time
1 pound is not that much. This is easily doable
WorldofIsaac
Yo J_Schneider we need to talk about sharing. Thanks.
I_amGabbyD
But instead you are now stronger
Good
LI gang represent
i read the article. there is no point where this person nearly died.
TheWheatard
Where can i eat this at?
That’s delicious
Would.
jacksonbarnett let’s go
The ratio is completely off.
JoeTheCynic
Wouldn't have killed me but I guess I'm just built different
Guess im just built different 💪
my uncle died this way
Spreadapedia We do things big around here
notsofiacoppola I’d have to try
ImFatPod jayzawaski RickCCamp
It doesn’t go in that hole
NJ has to come up with something since CT killed them in Pizza week
Gross
What did they think would happen LMAO?
Im built different tho, i would not almost die.
Would.
that’s how I want to go
don't use it like that
This is a true New Jersey article. A shame I can't read it.
Wait U tried 2 eat this entire thing...
I can eat that no problem
did someone throw it out of a window really high up
So almost like a calzone
When Grand_handsomer comes to have lunch with me
Well yeah
That’s horrible, where can I try it?
WorldofIsaac thoughts?
Holy cow, that is sooooo unappetizing! Is that salt on it or what? Yuck!
Stingey with the marinara
DetroitOnLion a new dare?!
It'll kill you in 20 years if you continue to eat like this
Do you normally eat a pound of cheese? Or anything for that matter? A pound is a lot! Look at that mozzarella stick!
Now that's a log daddyprosciutto bg686
What a stupid concept. The appeal of cheese sticks is a high ratio of crunch to cheese and easy dipping. A giant stick defeats all the dish’s virtues.
Relatable
'subscriber exclusive'. $10 a month to read about firewood-sized cheese sticks. Nope.
That only weighs one pound?
Oh that look nice
Almost don’t count
“Forge again into the fromage” J_Schneider
stylianos_k
As it was intended to do! Why would you do that to yourself?!
Toughen up, Jeremy it's only a pound of cheese😂
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