Things Nobody Tells You About College Debt

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Taking a $200,000 loan may seem like a great idea, but it ends up that free money sometimes has a catch. Here are things that everyone wishes they knew before going into college debt.

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And people are still taking out these loans!!

Sorry to break it to you, but all those people who have been going around telling you how awesome college debt is have not been telling the truth.

Damn.

'If you don’t make your payments, Psych 103 will be repossessed.' 💀

Thank you student loans for putting me through college, I don’t think I can ever repay you 🥂

That you're in fucking debt.

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That you're gonna have to pay it back...

Absolute legends must be working at the onion.

'Loan' means you gotta pay it back! 🤣 You're welcome!

omg so true

Obviously. Tell me something I don't know!

Best way to get rid of a bill collector? Learn a foreign language and answer the phone as your new foreign identity. 'Que? No hablo ingles. Sarah no vive aqui. Me llamo Maria. No me molesta por favor!'

Dollarita Dollar Margarita?

Its your lucky day vibewithe98!!!

And mom thought my master's in theology wouldn't pan out.

After spending $300k on education they probably know how to grow money trees.

Will they come out clapping for me too? HappyDebtDay

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“Dollarita” contains greater magnitudes of sadness than any other word in the English language

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No but really

PSA, It's $1,500,000 with proof of medical debt to qualify.

The dudes with tire iron knocking on your door

And an application for assistant manager. Hey, they know who butters their bread. English majors.

Heard they are accepting newborns in lieu of $$ payment.

:-)

Otters have it so good.

Well at least Social Security will stilll be around when I retire, right guys? Guys?

Reincarnation Amortization…

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