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Bitcoin Struggles to Hold $30K
BTC is in a consolidation phase as it struggles to break the $30,000 threshold. Options traders are more focused on hedging exposure than ever before, with skew levels signaling a bearish outlook in the bitcoin options market. 'All About Bitcoin' host Christine Lee breaks down the Chart of the Day. Read more >>
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Free government COVID test kits now available: Everything you need to knowA new federal website to request free COVID-19 test kits -- originally scheduled to launch Wednesday -- is online now.
7 Secrets Jack in the Box Doesn’t Want You to Know — Eat This Not ThatFor all the love Jack in the Box gets for its low-cost tacos, curly fries, and wacky ads, the chain has its fair share of secrets, too.
Everything We Know So Far About the 2022 OscarsWhat could possibly be in store for us in 2022? Here’s everything you need to know ahead of the Oscars Sexy 😎 it will all turn to a mess.. that is certain Tom Holland deserves an Oscar because no one has put everything into their work like he has done. Awesome humble actor
Get to Know: Arrels BarcelonaCome rain, snow or shine, Arrels Barcelona’s mission is to “summerize” the world.
We finally know why sea pickles glowA team of scientists published findings earlier this week in the journal Scientific Reports, in what the researchers think is the first described instance of a bioluminescent gene in chordates, animals that have a cartilaginous skeletal rod supporting their bodies at some stage of their lives. Wouldn’t that be cool if we had bioluminescent genes?🤔
20 Things You Didn't Know About TreesThese organisms have played an important role in how our world was shaped, and they can even record history.