These Are The Top 20 “New Girl” Episodes, According To Me

'I swear to God, I will scream-sing every last word to Les Mis!'

7/31/2021 2:16:00 PM

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'I swear to God, I will scream-sing every last word to Les Mis!'

Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox TelevisionWhen Schmidt's 29th birthday party plans go off the rails, Jess makes him a new party from scratch. It's great, but what makes this episode so fantastic is all of that is flashbacks in the frame of,"Schmidt has to put $50 in the douchebag jar. Why?" Well, because he tried to kiss Jess."The Story of the 50" puts Schmidt front and center while nailing that amazing

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New Girlthing of making fun of him and deeply loving him in the same joke.Best Line:"Last month, he went to a party called, 'Bros before hoes on the moon.' What does that even mean? And the dress code was, 'Yacht flair.'" —Nick

"The Decision" (Season 5, Episode 8)Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television"The Decision" proves how stellar Megan Fox is as Reagan. Fed up with how terrible Nick and Winston are at making decisions and wanting to teach them a lesson, Reagan says she will sleep with one of them if they decide who. Of course, she isn't planning on actually doing it ("This isn't an '80s summer camp movie, I'm not gonna sleep with somebody based on a bet."), but the Nick, Winston, and Reagan moments that ensue are brilliant.

Best Lines::"And how are you still shaving?"Nick:"I'm doing full body, Winston. I started from the bottom, now I'm here.11."Five Stars for Beezus" (Season 6, Episode 22)Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television

In an episode that could have been the series finale, everyone gets a happy ending. Cece and Schmidt are going to have a baby. Winston, engaged to Aly, decides to contact his dad. Jess and Nick get back together, three years after their devastating break-up. It would have been a great finale, but luckily, we got another eight episodes, which makes this one a celebration of the past and the future of

New GirlBest Lines:Schmidt:"I have never seen you look at anyone else like that in my entire life, except maybe, on a few occasions, me."Nick:"I've never looked at you the same way I look at Jess."Schmidt:"There's just been a few times."

Nick:"There's never been a time."Schmidt:"You looked at Coach maybe once or twice like that. Me, several times. Winston, never. Let's table it."10."Quick Hardening Caulk" (Season 2, Episode 19)Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television

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I LOVE this episode. Basically, Jess is super attracted to Nick because he's trying really hard at his job. The last four minutes or so of this episode, with Jess and Nick fighting and kissing, are truly perfect. The only reason this episode isn't higher on my list is because the B plot is fun, but not grounded enough to be an A+ for me. It's Schmidt wanting a lion fish and Winston helping him, because the lion fish, of course, is a metaphor for Cece.

Best Line:"If I were a gold digger, do you think I'd be interested in you?! I would be the worst gold digger in the world!" —Jess"Virgins" (Season 2, Episode 23)Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television"Virgins" takes us through all of their first times with a tone of earnestness and surprise. It's such an inspired look at each of the characters and their pasts (though"Fat Schmidt" and moments in Winston's arc aren't great), the most ingenious being, in my opinion, Cece and Mick Jagger. It ends with Jess and Nick"not thinking about it" and sleeping together for the first time. By the way, I am a sucker for a good flashback, of which this episode is chock-full.

Best Lines::"Is this the first time you'll be making full love?"Flashback Schmidt:"No way, Jose! Nick, back in high school, they used to call me...The Sex—The Sex Haver."8."Spiderhunt" (Season 4, Episode 17)Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television

It's called"Spiderhunt" because the roommates and Cece are hunting for a rogue loft spider, but it's really about so much more, you know? Cece likes Schmidt again, but Jess thinks she likes Nick. Coach is trying to write an email to May and it is not going well. Fawn is about to come over for dinner, so Schmidt is as anxious as can be. Nick is making his sauce. Everything intertwines and the jokes are all 10s. Plus, it takes place entirely in the loft and I love that so darn much.

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