here fishy get your goverment issued tag tracer
Only way to see if the promised 'cure' works.
🤣🤣🤣 the onion never fails to make me laugh.
Herman Cain got his at a rally ? Rip
Bah, to hell with these stupid things, back in my day, we used to do parties where all the kids would infect eachother early on in their lives so that they'd die and we didn't have to deal with those little shits anymore.
lol
😂😂 sign me up
You love to see it
elizabeth_joh The lucky ones are gonna be the first to go.
IexistentiaI This is the realDonaldTrump OTR program for sick humans?
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Me: 5 please! Drive-Thru Guy: Sorry, all we have is 19
Rip the bandaid off fast.
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
This is becoming more true each day! Just have a pro football game, charge 5 bucks for tickets and free corona for everyone!
Dazzling_Dazz
Ugh just another line I gotta wait in to get anything done.
He hated being called Bobby.
Hilarious! Sad that nobody gets this. 😂🤣
This is literally what happened in El Paso
Al Sharpton?
We recommend just 'The Washington Statue.' The logic has worked for other questionable names, hasn't it WashingtonNFL?
Commander P. P. Poopinpants
name him Billy. hes Billy.
Statue renamed Bruce Lee to recognize Asian Americans
This would be such a great idea lol
...just change the head to Colonel Sanders! kfc !
it's the Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson and Breonna Taylor memorial
Wow his horse has a Wikipedia page lol
Aunt Jemima Reading This:
'man on horse, facing south' would be good
Is the onion on telegram ?
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