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Oh no, now everyone knows
Isnt there some standard a PRESADENT candidate must pass to be president. One with altizer .right and sound of mind?
Why isnt Biden disqualified for funding from china. And not capable of being PRESADENT mentality .not right or sound of mind.
...all of them seek asylum in asylum cities in USA...
I hope they got centuries of lost wages?
Not you, Nixon, you ain't goin' nowhere!
Back to North Dakota with you!
But just wait until this current right wing court gets to rule. They’ll be right back where they belong!
Definitely a Top Ten All Time Onion Headline...
Yourprettyface plot idea - kind of a takeoff on the Heaven episode setup
At least hell makes more sense from a “lawful” approach than a “parenting” one.
cobbler's get a break on the new walk on materials for winter footwear; Fire-0n-Ice.
Biden win even bigger after Michigan and Wisconsin recounts!
Everyone: Hey Onion, is this true? Haha! The Onion: The law requires that I say no.
“If it don’t fit, you must acquit”.
NOT MARGARET THATCHER
Lol
Stephen Miller is the only reason I hope Hell is real.
Is the link working?
Pov: you need to choose between saving millions of souls from eternal damnation for the smallest crap, or you keep Hitler in hell.
The divine appeals process is a joke.
NOT YOU RONALD REAGAN YOU STAY DOWN THERE
delete this. blasphemous...
And back to purgatory ....
About time. Justice is served.
This is more the Second Coming I expected.
It only took a couple thousand years.
Idk I kinda liked the idea of Hitler being damned to hell
its too easy
Let’s go I’m out this bitch
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