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Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land

6/3/2020 3:15:00 AM

Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land

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Holy shit 😂 You’ve lost your touch, Onion...😿 But they’re MASTERMINDS in space dophlerEffect Half of me lol'd. The other half of me: :( The premise is funny, but seeing an actual beached dolphin? Ehhhhhhhh...you kinda played yourselves on this one, Onion. They were missing their porpoise in land Just what I needed. Thank you Onion.

AyoIsabel Study: Humans Not So Intelligent In Water Obviously, they don't have two legs :) Not sure how valid this study is. The same conclusion could be made if you dropped Stephen Hawking in the ocean. And they think they’re sooo smart! I don’t think so! The only way to confirm these findings is to hold humans' heads underwater. I don't see any other way. 🤷

I usually enjoy your humour and views. In this instance, I found it crude, vulgar and disgusting. Please, please use your 'voice' to mock, chide and challenge us intellectually and avoid instances that seems or appears to be cruel and tone deaf. Thanks what an amazing discovery! Those fuckers think they are so smart in water but on land they are useless

Study: Scientists got close to a fly & shouted FLY .. it did. They cut off one of its wings and shouted FLY -it kinda of did .They cut off the other wing &shouted FLY many times - It did not.They concluded' when flies' wings are cut off they lose their sense of ..... hearing.' Thank you for making me laugh today.

Dumb fish im amazed there inst a Japanese fishing boat in wait 🐬🐬🐬 MiamiDolphins You need to throw them up THEN they swim Have you tried to see if they can swim in space? when you forget to evolve before going onto land 🙄 Always lightening really heavy moments, thank you. Just like the MiamiDolphins Either are thugs.

Little water cows not looking so tough now huh? Einhorn is dumb hnrodd look at this great news. Twitter is filled with depressing garbage. Thank you for making me burst out laughing Humans Not So Intelligent Inside the Sun Weird, how much this news brightens my day Huh losers This is fucking fantastic.