NASA Curious How Folks Would Feel If They Hypothetically Already Launched A Manned Mars Mission That Didn’t Go So Hot
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Think of Challanger and Columbia --- only worse. SethMacFarlane theorville launch party spacex Elonmusk realspaceforce SteveCarell let's include plan c You might get a few snickers out of this one. SethMacFarlane 😂😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. “and we didn’t know where Mars was at?”
SethMacFarlane 🤣🤣🤣🤣 SethMacFarlane Almost just believable enough in this administration As long as Matt Damon is fine and has potatoes and ketchup. nASA is in direct contact with the aliens. They really want to trap us here on the “Earth Zoo” project Mars avg temp is −63 °C, what they expect? You’d be withholding vital information that would be of extreme importance to the institution of Hollywood. All will be well when we get a feature out of this
Because NASA can't sue you but SpaceX might? It’s crewed not manned 🤷🏽♀️ please let somebody eat this one Honestly? 1 in 10 die in space. The over confident will die in greater numbers than the cautious. Depends on the race and gender. If you're going to tell me Elon Musk is already dead, you're quite welcome to do so.
Please don't feed my conspiracy theories Hypothetically speaking I’m interested
The TopicalThe Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying Love it, sorry it is so hard to find something more outlandish than reality Hopefully that will change in November The Republicans co-sponsor a Senate Bill agreeing to the terms-- and say Democrats are hoping things don't work out. BREAKING NEWS: Trump thinks Covid is a political ploy to doom him in re-election. Trump agrees to pay hush $ So THIS is what corona is demanding huh, first domicilial prison and now THIS?