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God is in critical condition after shooting Himself in the leg while cleaning His own gun. On The Topical today, hear what God’s doctors have to say about His chances of recovery and just how surprised they were to learn that God has legs.

 

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NRA: Doggone it, God's done it. We're screwed!!

Gott hat sich erschossen?

God sounds a lot like Plaxico Burress.

Could be worse. Could have been racing at Daytona last weekend? Too soon?

Not any more he doesn’t....

And Surprise O Surprise..God Has Nike Shows On legs ..And Addidas..Team was in Waiting To Get The Endorsmeng for Next Year NewYorkerTheTimes Cnni bbcworld midday dna cgtn japantimes

Who actually thought God didn’t have legs?

Joan Osborne was right. God is one of us.

probably has 6 legs

Of course “God has legs” in the same sense that the fake news concept of hell had legs. But don’t pull God’s or you’ll find out for real...

*God actually shot himself in the foot looking down at us.

Was this a spoiler for an upcoming episode of Supernatural?

Is this really true!? 😳 TheTweetOfGod

And he now sells God’s CBD oil

Why does God need a gun? Can’t he just snap his fingers?

Wait, He needs better doctors if they didn’t even realize he has legs. What kind of doctor doesn’t even check to see if their patient has legs?

what i'm hearing is god could send feet pics

Wait a second do thoughts and prayers work for God?

source?

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