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The Onion’s 2020 Grammy Predictions

The Onion’s 2020 Grammy Predictions

24.1.2020

The Onion’s 2020 Grammy Predictions

The 62nd annual Grammy Awards will take place this Sunday, Jan. 26, honoring the best artists, albums, and songs from the past year. Here are The Onion’s predictions for the 2020 Grammy Awards.

Proof that overnight success is possible seven years after your debut album. Norman Fucking Rockwell (Album of the Year): Grammy voters hope giving the award to Lana Del Rey’s album will make up for their notorious refusal to award a Grammy to Norman Rockwell during his life. “Happy Days, Lonely Nights” (Best Campfire Performance By A Guy Who Can’t Really Play A Guitar): Even though his guitar was really out of tune and he kept screwing up the F barre chord, Tim Langdon gave his all to his audience, disinterested Boy Scout Troop 244. Advertisement (Best Latin Rock, Urban or Alternative Album): You got a better guess? “Bad Guy” (Song Of The Year): Billie Eilish’s smash hit showed music fans that whispering isn’t dead. Becoming (Best Spoken Word Album): Look, Michelle Obama reading her book into a microphone is obviously going to win, but what’s our definition of “album,” here, exactly? Advertisement “Old Town Road” (Record Of The Year): The genre-bending hit sparked a national conversation about what can be classified as country music and whether anything means anything and what we’re all even doing here on this melting rock hurtling through space. Advertisement Read more: The Onion

Wrong, I will wipe the floors in the Grammys If Billie wins one ima riot. She’s a young Lana and I still don’t know how people like these breathy “singers” Lizzo obviously for trying to unban weight limits since they're degrading The 62nd annual Grammy Awards will take place this Sunday, Jan. 26, honoring the best artists, albums, and songs from the past year. Here are The Onion’s predictions for the 2020 Grammy Awards.

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Meet the 2020 Grammy Nominees for Best Regional Mexican Music AlbumMeet the 2020 Grammy nominees for Best Regional Mexican Music Album (Including Tejano). Congrats to all Hey ladies! Am kind and respectable man whose looking for a sugar baby. I'll spoil you with gifts and just overall make you happy. Message for details.

Then and Now: See the 2020 Grammy Nominees' First Red CarpetsSee how your favorite musicians showed up to their first Grammys red carpet ahead of the 2020 awards ceremony! Lady Gaga legend!!!!

Warner Music Group Kicks Off Grammy Weekend with Their Pre-Grammy PartyBlake Shelton and Gwen Stefani attend the Warner Music Group Pre-Grammy Party at Hollywood Athletic Club on January 23, 2020 in Hollywood, California. TooFab It’s a shame that Lizzo’s obesity is applauded. Make sure those same people mourn her when she dies at 45 from heart failure.

When are the 2020 Grammy Awards? Here's everything you need to knowWe look at when the 62nd annual Grammy Awards will be taking place and where you can watch the show live, including red carpet arrivals.

Capitol Music Exec Michelle Jubelirer on Grammy Impact & Why It's 'Too Dangerous' to Sing About PoliticsOn Michelle Jubelirer's desk sits a nameplate that says 'F--- You.' On a coffee table in the Capitol Music Group chief operating officer's pop-art-filled office is a gold statue of a hand, middle finger extended skyward, as well as a sign that reads 'Suck less. Thanks.' mjubelirer Cuz if u do, the music industry and ur record label WILL FORCE U TO FLOP. Like Katy. She could’ve done very well but her label made her flop on purpose mjubelirer 'How can you run when you know?' mjubelirer Because there’s nothing more “Rock & Roll” than hitting your target market in flyover states. This ideology only ensure that future artists will lack a “political views & controversy” section in their otherwise vanilla Wikipedia pages. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Grammy organizers deny claims award nominations are riggedThe organizers of the Grammy Awards on Thursday denied allegations that nominati... The whole system is rigged. Motherfuckin Redman needs to smack it 🙄🙄🙄



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