The Most Unethical Dog Breeds You Can Purchase And Why

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Buying a dog is hard enough without having to care for a twisted, genetic monstrosity produced from thousands of years of canine inbreeding. Here are the most unethical kinds of dogs you can purchase, and why you should avoid them.

 

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These dogs are brutal and without pity. A gang of them patrol our neighborhood and randomly attack overweight trump supporters and teach them dialectical materialism and Renaissance French poetry. The pro-Milton beagle packs are anxious & and howling. Adam Smith pugs moved on.

few repeats in a row o.O

German Shepards have entered the thread.

That was amazing

Black Labradors Matter

based

If you've played poker with dogs, you know they're pool sharks

Looking like a white dad chugging brews with a shotgun after black boyfriend shows up at the crib

TIL

No te metas con los perretes. Si lo he entendido mal, perdón.

Great family pets though

Cc: GhostEsq

Some dog breeders arent satisfied until the animal is crippled in as many ways as possible at birth, just able enough to survive

Was execring it to be shaped like a tea cup to be used as actual glass wear by the royals.

Teaspoon Pomeranian was right there!

I want a Bathtub Chihuahua.

How many teacup teacup teacup teacup pomeranians can dance on the head of a pin?

I had to look twice to see the source. I know it's a joke, but it wouldn't surprise me to see this in real life

For some people that still isn't small enough.

Yo easy on yourself 😅 dogs are friendly bh are oppressors of the innocent

this caught me so off guard, lol

I want this all to be fake, but I'm worried it's not

I thought it went to spay and neuter Boka Haram.

“Haram” means forbidden and “boko” means hearing

I’ll take two Femme_fb

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Nothing compared to the BombDog

What kind of feather, though? Matters.

Cleaning up poop must be mind blowing 🤯

This is clearly parody. 90% of the people on Twitter have never seen a silver dollar.

Whoever photoshopped that cerberus deserves a pulitzer

I think we should breed it even more. Make it run more on very slippery floor. Eternal Benny Hill dog.

Anything with a docked tail.

Funny, my favorite was the breed with the following description - “Generations of harmful inbreeding are responsible for this freakish dog breed.”

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Anything not taken from a shelter. Saved you a clock.

I had one for about two weeks, I named him ‘Lunchmeat’. Tragically, He lived up to his name.

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Hahaha! We have not one but 2 pet rhinos! And both are named Scout!

I'm pretty sure that even the name 'Pekingese' is problematic.

The Black Labs will never forget.

Pekingese nuts

Moneyworms THE PEKINGESE

Genuinely thought this was a thing until I realized where I was

But what does dog_rates think

For a while I owned a Boston terrorist dog. I thought I was buying a Boston terrier but my reading isn't that great. 10 out of 10 would recommend the breed until it blew up my guest room

Fuckin what?

'Teaspoon Pomeranian' was right there theonion...

Get 2 so when you accidentally step on one nobody will know

you need to do an article about unethical tiny exotic pets too like the famous Canadian House Hippo

That would be a teaspoon Pomeranian

Maxheadr0om I know it's the Onion, but the problem does exist.

And it’s $20,000.

Want

Ok i think I would still have to buy one of these even if I got rightfully cancelled and it cost my life savings

that one didn't survive the round of applause

I crushed three of them before I got it right.

I'm surprised you forgot this breed.

Pug and Pit Bull are extra hilarious! Thank you

Didn’t they star in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone?

Okay but the real question is if you get a Cerberus do you have to give each dog a name?

Except on the fumes of Hades.

Too accurate

Much better!

Some of these unethical animals are only unethical bc of their owners accordingto the article. Thats not fair to these shitty dogs

FrenchPoodles (or “Frenchies), a cross between a French Bulldog and a standard Poodle. Basically, it’s an oversized French Bulldog with Poodle hair. Only 1 in 1000 French-Poodles survive childbirth and the mothers almost always die in childbirth. A Frenchie would cost 22mil.

In S, M, L, XL

Cats and rhinos aren’t dogs.

Once again, solid reporting!

QuiteBloodyLazy

The Tea-Tea-Pom is also quite hard to find if it hides.

Any dog you buy is unethical. They are not commodities.

Personally a lizard is my favorite dog breed

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