The 'Mansplaining Convention' Is A Thing And It Promises To 'Make Women Great Again'

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Mansplaining Convention organizers say it is 'destined to be the mansplaining event of the century.'

If you’re looking to make all of your nightmares come true, then look no further than the Mansplaining Convention. This is an actual thing occurring in May 2020, with real tickets and speakers and everything. Tickets are being sold to women only, naturally, so the all-male panel can really drive home the mansplaining thing. Because who wouldn’t want to be spoken to condescendingly for hours on end by a group of men!The convention will take place over three days in May in Orlando.

If that still wasn’t a clear enough indicator that this entire event promises to not only be the most hellish event on earth but also“The 22 Convention: Make Women Great Again makes it debut in our founding city of Orlando, Florida. Women today are being taught to act more like men. Where has that led us? Skyrocketing rates of divorce, depression, dysfunction, and America at the #1 spot in the world for single motherhood.

For the small price of two grand, you can also be body-shamed at this conference. Why? Well because men don’t want a fat woman! “Taking good care of your body is beautiful in process and outcome. Men admire healthy, fit women. They are after all sizing you up for reproduction, and your decisions will be passed on to your children through the choices you make via epigenetics.”

 

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Half of a million followers, with an average post interaction of 2 likes and 2 comment. Let me explain something to you about how to recognize astroturfing and fake bullshit progressive internet businesses ....you’re constantly promoted on snap too doing this;

This is a good tweet for April 1st...wishful thinking

So dont go? 🤷🏻‍♀️. Is anyone making you attend? Jesus this site is one big angry bitter “woman” 😂😂

This was done as a joke and considering the man hating author of this article, its quite hilarious lol. I am so convinced Cassandra Stone is a lonely, man hating woman who has only one view in life - her own.

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