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'Just met a 1 year old named Barbara. Didn’t know they were doing that!'

6/25/2021 4:40:00 PM

'Just met a 1 year old named Barbara. Didn’t know they were doing that!'

'Just met a 1 year old named Barbara. Didn’t know they were doing that!'

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa)4 year old didn’t eat his dinner because I “called it dinner and not lunch!!”— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy)Took full advantage of Father's Day this year and slept in until 5:45AM.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer)No one has more false hope than a Mom that brings three books on her beach vacation.

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— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas)Just met a 1 year old named Barbara. Didn’t know they were doing that!— Rob Delaney (@robdelaney)"This pineapple doesn't taste like apple"-My 3-year-old, about to realize some people suck at naming things— A Bearer Of Dad News🇬🇾 (@HomeWithPeanut)

It should be illegal for kids to change their favorite Disney character without giving you a 30 day notice— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness)*male waiter brings my daughter ice cream*my 6yo: *screaming* THANK YOU LADY QUEEN!!!…we may have more work to do on our socialization skills headtopics.com

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal)Where did we get the idea that boys talk less than girls? Because it certainly wasn't from an 8yo boy with a Pokemon obsession.— Laura Marie (@lmegordon)My kids are old enough to stay home by themselves, so most of my day is spent refreshing Google Earth to see if my house is on fire.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix)June 22, 2021Asked 4 how pre school was and she said they played Simon Says and every time a kid got it wrong they cried until all the children were crying so she yelled “Simon Says stop crying!” and all the children stopped crying. Now she’s drunk on Simon Says power and I fear for my life

— MumInBits (@MumInBits)“It’s okay if you’re not getting everything right at first, Buddy. Part of getting better is doing badly at first.” I said, because I’m great at giving people advice I forget to follow myself.— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford)

9-year-old: My dress has pockets.Me: Okay.9: Nothing can stop me.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn)My daughter once summarized a 10 minute story in 4 hours.— Jessie (@mommajessiec)my five year old asked for a banana so I gave her a banana but it was a banana and not an apple and now all hell has broken loose send help headtopics.com

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— That Mom Tho 🏳️‍🌈 (@mom_tho)Wrapped up a family meeting to discuss summer chores and 9 mutters, “this could have been e-mailed” so my wife and I have decided she’s ready for middle-management. Read more: HuffPost Parents »

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6 Psychologically Damaging Things Parents Say To Their Kids — Without Realizing ItErase these common phrases from your parenting vocabulary. Let's also add to the list 'I'll give you something to cry about' 'Children are meant to be seen, not heard.' (Yes! Even as a joke!) 'I gave you life, you owe me _' Nothing could be nearly as psychologically damaging as reading this garbage. How did any of us survive?

People Are Sharing Extremely Weird And Specific Things They Did As Kids, And I Probably Won't Have Children NowThese parents probably should have been concerned.