I *just* saw an email from my kid's school that today was picture day so her grandparents better prepare for the worst when they get their wallet-sized this yearDear Diary, this evening my 3 year old ate an entire slice of pizza like a normal child, instead of a raccoon discovering treasure in a garbage can.
my son needs help with his math project so i did what any good parent would do. i slipped out the back door and started a new life in costa ricaMy kids will be late to school even if we lived inside the schoolI don’t understand how people are capable of living double lives I barely have the time or energy for the one life I liveMy 6-year-old: Ew! No! I only want toast......and maybe some eggs.
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Thanks for including me (and the 3rd grader)!
Blippi
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