Marriage, Funny Tweets

Marriage, Funny Tweets

The Funniest Marriage Tweets To Get You Through This Week

'Wife and I are drinking outside on the deck and the neighbors are also outside having a massive argument so looks like our night just planned itself.'

5/4/2021 1:04:00 AM

'Wife and I are drinking outside on the deck and the neighbors are also outside having a massive argument so looks like our night just planned itself.'

'Wife and I are drinking outside on the deck and the neighbors are also outside having a massive argument so looks like our night just planned itself.'

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Sounds like our kinda fun. We turn the TV down to listen to our neighbors fight.

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