The Assistant Sending Nudes From the Back of a Cab

Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher This week, a woman checking out the dating pool on her trip to L.A. and engaging in some rope play: 24, single, Brooklyn.6:30 a.m. I wake up to my three-month-old goldendoodle whimpering. Was getting a dog as the world re-opened the best choice? Ehh. Is Fergus the love of my goddamn life? Absolutely. I turn my phone on and take him outside to do his business. I’m bombarded by 1 a.m. texts from A.

8:45 p.m. A comes over to my place with a gorgeous bottle of natural red. I’m immediately wet. I pour two glasses and barely manage a sip before he’s behind me, kissing my neck and reaching under my sweatshirt. I abandon the wine and we begin making out furiously. From our texts, I know he’s newly single and eager for an ass to slap. We had texted about how I don’t have sex without condoms, so I’m bothered when he repeatedly moans about how badly he wants to fuck me without one.

11:30 a.m. I’m running a Zoom when I remember I have my annual OBGYN appointment on the UES in an hour. I discreetly schedule an Uber and encourage a wrap-up. I put Fergus in his playpen and turn on Sex & the City for him. 5:30 p.m. I spend the remainder of the workday flirting with my office-crush via Slack. He’s L.A. based but hot as hell. He tells me that he “… appreciates me” and that he’ll be in the city later this summer. I tell him we’ll have to get drinks and he sends back a, “Let’s do it ;)” I love networking.

4:45 p.m. Sitting on my floor half-watching Succession while Fergus gnaws at my fingers when I get a message from a 24-year-old on Feeld, which is rare. We exchange silly messages, and he sends me his number. I open with a voice memo, my go-to, and he calls me. We talk for 40 minutes. Turns out he also works in entertainment, knows my former boss, and we have a few mutual friends. His manic energy radiates through the phone, and I can’t tell if I find it attractive or unnerving.

Proof that this is bullshit: nobody half-watches Succession.

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