Teen On Birthright Trip Hadn’t Expected To See So Many Dead Palestinians

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JERUSALEM—Saying they were pretty hard to miss during her two-week visit to Israel, teenager Sarah Caplan told reporters Monday that she hadn’t expected to see so many dead Palestinians on her Birthright trip. “My friend Kate who came over last year said she noticed a couple, but this is way more dead Palestinians than I ever imagined,” said Caplan, who explained that her tour group was prepared to see a few scattered bodies while driving around the country, but were completely caught off guard when they stumbled on entire groups of dead Palestinians near the Gaza border. “It was cool to see the Western Wall, and we all got to ride camels in the desert, but we still saw a couple bodies there, too. At first you think it’s just this one-time thing and you don’t worry about it, but pretty soon, you realize they are kind of everywhere. They didn’t really mention anything about this during the orientation.” Caplan was also surprised that there were so many people her age in the Israeli Defense Forces killing Palestinians.

 

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GoddessJoules The Onion ... always years ahead of its time.

Wow, this article did not age well

Smh totally fake, birthright would NEVER let someone come within view of the west bank

Teen On Birthright Trip Didn’t Expect To Learn How To Say Kristallnacht in Arabic.

Death by Israel is certainly a strange way to commit suicide

What is up with Palestine jokes, Onion? Bad form.

Wonder what the prize is for reporting this one

Jesus christ

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I never thought I’d be legitimately upset by an onion article before

Hamas allows Birthright trips in Gaza? Last I heard, no Jews are welcome there or known to get out alive HamasTerrorists

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or a fat and slow moving jew just walking into a palestinian home and claiming the house for himself--reminds me of the u.s.a. massacring the native indians.

I hope the onions stays real like that. I know it’s owned by another company so hopefully they force them to write like this.

Hopefully she'd return with a conscience and begin calling it out as the occupying apartheid state that it really is.

Yikes

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The Onion engaging in actual journalism.

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