Kids, Education, Vol 50 Issue 34

Kids, Education

Teacher Asks Students To Split Into 2 Groups To Simulate Ideal Class Size

Teacher Asks Students To Split Into 2 Groups To Simulate Ideal Class Size

9/26/2021 11:30:00 PM

Teacher Asks Students To Split Into 2 Groups To Simulate Ideal Class Size

GREENSBORO, NC—Hoping that a hands-on demonstration would help students grasp the concept, local teacher Rachel McKenzie reportedly instructed her class of 38 fourth-graders Wednesday to divide into two groups in order to simulate the conditions of an ideal class size. “Now, I want everyone whose names begin with A…

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PreetBharara 😂 She is actually kicking the other half of students out of the Class Post real onions or I unfollow PreetBharara And, in a classic application of triage, rations the good education to the group that shows a glimmer of hope that they won't be living with their parents into their 40s. cjokay leoniehaimson

PreetBharara horrible carterforva Also to split their lunch in half and throw it away to represent it's nutritional value. Maimonides likes this 😆 The Onion never misses.

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Ouch. I thought this was a parody site. Like wealthies and poors? LOL! Sad but true! lmao, YES. mnietzel13 All the children with a future, you’re sitting in the front 3 rows of the class, all the children who don’t have a future, you’re sitting in the back 3 rows of the class. Too real :( Well, actually, professional thought experimenter Malcolm Gladwell says small class sizes are bad

As soon as that was done, the principal magically found 20 more students to assign to her class... Wow! Onion is sucking more and more. Having its lunch money taken by TheBabylonBee

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All the smart kids can leave because this is a waste of time. All the dumb kids sit still; we need to keep you off the streets as much as possible. All the children with a future, you’re sitting in the front 3 rows of the class, all the students who don’t have a future, you’re sitting in the back 3 rows of the class.

“Group on my right: please leave, thank you. I’m keeping 👈this group today. Come back tomorrow for your chance to stay.” Another spicy one Everyone went home? cameron_kasky I think my teacher did this Two? My teacher 100% did this in high school

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