NEW YORK—With the region descending into chaos much sooner than intelligence experts expected, the Taliban overtook Lower Manhattan Thursday, less than a week after the Biden administration left a memorial event at the site where the World Trade Center towers once stood.
“It now appears evident that when President Biden directed members of his staff to depart New York following the 9/11 commemoration ceremony, it left a power vacuum below Fulton Street that the Taliban quickly exploited,” said Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, who explained that the scenes of desperate bankers, shopkeepers, and tourists attempting to cling to Marine Force One as it lifted off from the Downtown Manhattan Heliport were heartbreaking but unavoidable.
Taliban takes over N.Y.C.minutes after they defund police.
Holy shit give your photoshop person a raise, this is stellar
Are they occupying Trump Tower?
Meh
I'm so tempted to say something about guns in the street, but ahh, won't do it.
Folks wouldn't even notice, no one looks up anymore always on the phone lol...
I actually thought this was true for a minute, maybe less than a minute lol Good one
Is this the next Fox headline?
Immediately improves infrastructure by making local mob bosses 'disappear'
Onion, what is your opinion..?
😂
And then we drone striked a school bus.
Then they celebrate with Cuban cigars in trump tower while Donnie fellates them for their machismo.
They've landed
The Bronx and Staten Island temporarily put aside their differences in race to retake Wall Street.
That's frankly both poor and unfunny.
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