Surprised Brian Kemp Assumed Pence Died On Jan. 6

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KENNESAW, GA—Shocked to hear the former vice president had appeared at a recent rally for his campaign, Georgia governor Brian Kemp told reporters Tuesday that he thought Mike Pence had died on Jan. 6. “Wait, I thought that guy was shot or trampled to death or something at the Capitol—are you sure it’s the same Mike…

KENNESAW, GA—Shocked to hear the former vice president had appeared at a recent rally for his campaign, Georgia governor Brian Kemp told reporters Tuesday that he thought Mike Pence had died on Jan. 6.

“Wait, I thought that guy was shot or trampled to death or something at the Capitol—are you sure it’s the same Mike Pence?” said a stunned Kemp, who noted that while he was happy to have Pence’s endorsement, he could have sworn he had seen a widely circulated video of the man being beaten to death with a baseball bat. “But isn’t he the one everyone’s been calling ‘the slain vice president’? I’m sorry, this just doesn’t add up. He was definitely, at the very least, in a coma for several months.

 

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Republicans in Georgia haven’t been this confused since that Eagles Cover Band Reunion tour was cancelled last minute.

Honest mistake

He might have if he had gotten in the car.

F u n n y !

I swear I shouldn't be attempting to swallow my drink when I read y'alls stuff! 😂😂😂 Thank you for putting some laughter into the mess that has become Twitter.

It's true!

RealJacobPerry The funniest: “At press time, Kemp reportedly shrieked after seeing a picture from the rally of Pence standing beside him.”

To be fair, that was the plan. 🤐

He's only dead on the inside.

He's probably also another reason Trump lost aside kayleighmcenany

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