Study Finds Only 2% Of Americans Can Draw Cool Flames

PITTSBURGH—Fears that the U.S. education system was growing increasingly lame were confirmed Thursday when an alarming study by researchers at Carnegie Mellon University found that only 2% of the nation’s population can draw cool flames.

“Among our frankly disturbing findings was that 98 in 100 Americans have absolutely no capacity to sketch flames that could remotely be described as badass, much less totally bitchin’,” said study co-author Keela Douglas, adding that the data further revealed that less than half of Americans who can draw cool flames are able to actually incorporate those flames into something that looks fucking sick, like a skull, sports car, or bald eagle.

Incoming tattoo, upper right!

set your heart ablaze, or should i say set your heart aglaze

So then, am I part of the 2%?

😂😂

Top left is an alien from Edge of Tomorrow. Top middle is an explosion from any Michael Bay film. Top right is black and white representation of Heat Miser from the Year without Santa Claus. BL is back of a tractor. BM is a deranged bunny. BR is Christmas tree on fire.

Get over it, Trump lost!

I can draw hot ones ! My 3rd oldest son worked for Disney and now semi- retired from Dreamwork’s only teaching animation should be able to draw cool ones

Who Cares

As close to being a part of the 1% as I'll ever get

that would actually be an interesting article, buttfeed should do this research, they like writing about nothing so this would be their chance to have a crumb of substance

What percentage has even tried?

Lol

You have to be in the right flame of mind to do that.

The triangle flame is avant garde

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