Stepmom Doesn’t Expect Kids To Call Her Stupid Bitch Right Away

I can smell the monster energy

Why did Dad marry Mick Jagger?

what else did she expect?

That's more like a '2 months in' nickname

Were they right?

Big mistake, they already are lol

she shouldn’t expect their friends to hit on her either

Why's she look like Pete Buttigieg

When would be a more appropriate time?

She looks like David Spade pre-facelift.

Clearly a photo of the birth mother, not the stepmom.

Got another thing comin'

Credit where it's due: being a step parent isn't easy. 🤷

Oh, I needed this. Thank you!

JPFarnsworth

🤣😂

Is that David Spade?

Well well, she's in for a surprise then!

How old are these kids?

I understand, but it's good that she has goals for the kids.

Stepmoms generally get the chance to earn this title but stepdads are pricks from day 1. Thems the rules.

Is that MickJagger ?

Don’t be so sure. 😂😂😂

her? yea she's a bitch alright

Well to be honest that doesn’t usually happen until a few years of “you’re not my mom”.

She doesn’t look stupid.

Set the bar low as a new parent

Gotta ease her into being a stepmom with classics like “you’re not my real mom”

It's coming tho...

Is that David Spade

usually the stepmom is younger than this though. she looks like a 1st wife / divorcee and they rarely get remarried. this woman probably has grown kids and isn't looking to mother anyone anymore.

Healthy attitude.

You don't cut the grilled cheese the way my real mom did? Well, what kind of kid would I be if I let that slide? There are rules, Janet, and I don't make them.

they are already. she just doesn't know it.

That headline push the beer right through my nose...

She's in for an unpleasant surprise.

We want to use your photo for something... Oh great, can I ask what it's for? No.

You should always lead with ‘skanky ho’

Its scary right meow.

'Right away'

Reasonable expectations

Would love to punch through the drywall in her house

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