Stealing Tampons From Office Bathroom Currently Woman’s Only Source Of Joy
SEATTLE—Saying the small act of defiance helped to brighten her otherwise dejected mood these days, local woman Becca Curran told reporters Friday that stealing tampons from her office’s bathroom was currently her only source of joy. “Given the way everything’s been going lately, grabbing a handful of tampons and stuffing them into my bag has become the one thing I can really count on to lift my spirits,” said the 28-year-old billing specialist, who added that while the current sociopolitical climate makes it nearly impossible to feel optimistic about anything, purloining the feminine hygiene products every time she enters the office restroom remains a genuine pleasure and is reliably the highlight of her workday. “When I see that fully stocked basket sitting there on the countertop just ripe for the picking, it actually makes my day a bit better. I like knowing that I won’t have to pay for my own tampons and that I’m also taking advantage of my company’s resources. It’s really all I’ve got left to feel good about right now.” Curran added that she had no idea how the millions of women whose workplaces don’t provide free tampons were coping.Advertisement Read more: The Onion
Whose office has free tampons tho LavoKaur In a just world, men would pay women to use tampons to prevent disasters. Happy v-day. Did she pay the tampon tax ? So that's what Chara looks like as an adult... where do you work that gives out free tampons shakedatass4eva bro its my fucking lotion on the sink
Not the only source. Men can steal tampons too. Be more inclusive next time Imagine it was her and not all them 'siblings' and 'righteousnesses' this morning. Baking the oven says fresh like potato eats a loaf. No more water for me. Mine is stealing packets of Equal from restaurants.
Lawmakers Worry That Sales Tax Exemption Means Women Will Buy Too Many TamponsA proposal to include feminine hygiene products during Tennessee’s sales tax holiday faces resistance from lawmakers concerned about the lack of a limit on those purchases. WTF... Of course. Its all those arts and craft projects that we will improvise with boxes and boxes of tampons. You know, like popsicle sticks. Stock up before they are gone...
😁 I can totally relate to the joys of petty thievery. 👍 What about men? Why can't we have a chance to steal these things from women's bathrooms? This exact behavior was an excuse an old-white-guy lawmaker used to veto the elimination of the ‘period tax’, because women would take advantage of it and stockpile tampons. I sh*t you not.
I don't know why people bother with satire anymore. I see her face filled with fleeting speck of happiness She should be stealing that Aveda lotion too. That stuff is expensive!!! I thought this was Darlene Alderson 'Why are you stealing the free tampons?' 'If they're free, I'm not stealing them.' It's the fancy tea and no calorie sweetener.
Pregnant Woman Finally Knows Joy Of What It Feels Like To Be Big Fat GuyMEMPHIS, TN—Revealing that she had dreamed of this special moment since she was just a little girl, 31-year-old Jessica Drysdale told reporters Wednesday that since becoming pregnant, she finally understood the joy of feeling like a big fat guy. “The happiness I feel every day, waking up like some jolly, 300-pound man and rubbing my huge, protruding belly in the mirror, is honestly indescribable,” said the nine-months pregnant Drysdale, adding that while she was scared at first to feel like an obese middle-aged dad, coming home, putting on her stretchy pants, and downing an entire pizza by herself in a La-Z-Boy recliner had exceeded her expectations. “Yes, it’s hard sometimes, because my ankles are swollen, I can’t actually touch my toes, and I sweat in crevices I never even knew I had. But when I get to say things like ‘Woah! My dogs are barking,’ or do a big laugh that makes my whole body jiggle, it’s incredible. And honestly, it’s powerful.” At press time, Drysdale had retracted her statements after she gave birth and doctors informed her that she had gained 70 pounds. This just in: 'Big Fat Guys Know Joy Of What It Feels Like To Be A Pregnant Woman' did jenna joseph get a haircut? 😂
Kneeslapper That can't be a crime...stealing a Tampon is like farting in an elevator, it just doesn't rise to criminal intent FreeTamponsForAll I do the same thing with napkin dispensers. I don't want the napkins just the dispensers. In these times you gotta find joy where you can. condiments bringing happiness down under
Pulling a few strings at work. That bottle of hand cream is just begging to go home with you too. Why is this getting national coverage?!?!?!? Hopefully embezzling sanitary napkins doesn't land on the rap sheet. *teehee* God onion its valentines chilllll
Lawmakers Worry That Sales Tax Exemption Means Women Will Buy Too Many TamponsA proposal to include feminine hygiene products during Tennessee’s sales tax holiday faces resistance from lawmakers concerned about the lack of a limit on those purchases. Lawmakers concerned that unmarried gals will start menstruating..promiscuously - Proposal to include feminine hygiene products during TN’s sales tax holiday faces resistance from lawmakers concerned about a lack of a limit on such purchases Yo también se por que a las mujeres les gusta el rosa. Es debido a un trauma. Are most of those lawmakers men?
Is the Natural Boob Job the New Boob Job?In the elusive quest for the most natural-looking breast augmentation, women are turning to an unlikely source: their own fat stores.
Is the Natural Boob Job the New Boob Job?In the elusive quest for the most natural-looking breast augmentation, women are turning to an unlikely source: their own fat stores. I would like to know what size is 'natural' for them... How about you just like what you have and who you are!?
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