Starbucks Dangles Tied-Up Union Organizers Over Vat Of Steamed Milk

Starbucks Dangles Tied-Up Union Organizers Over Vat Of Steamed Milk

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12/2/2021 6:30:00 PM

Starbucks Dangles Tied-Up Union Organizers Over Vat Of Steamed Milk

BUFFALO, NY—Tipping back their heads and laughing as they watched their victims struggle helplessly, Starbucks executives were dangling tied-up union organizers over a vat of steamed milk, sources confirmed Thursday. “We wanted to thank you for all your hard work organizing our baristas by making you a special…

BUFFALO, NY—Tipping back their heads and laughing as they watched their victims struggle helplessly, Starbucks executives were dangling tied-up union organizers over a vat of steamed milk, sources confirmed Thursday. “We wanted to thank you for all your hard work organizing our baristas by making you a special treat—don’t worry, it’s on the house!” said CEO Kevin Johnson, leering at the bound-and-gagged organizers as he pulled a lever that released a cascade of cookie crumble pieces, caramel syrup, and a bubbling mocha sauce from the ceiling. “One extra-

hot latte, coming right up! You wanted Starbucks? You’ll get Starbucks! No need to squirm, dear, it’s oat milk, just the way you like it. Now we have just one last secret ingredient to add, can you guess what it is?” At press time, Johnson had rolled out a giant blender on wheels, announcing he was actually more in the mood for a

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Because they told the truth about how much they hate their jobs so they just decided to fire them instead of having legal repercussions and cancel culture. PUMPKIN SPICE IS PEOPLE!!! What’s the hackers favourite Coffee brand Starbugs!! SBWorkersUnited SBWorkersUnited 😂😂😂 It is a testament to either how fucked the world is or how fucked my brain is that it took me 3 seconds to realize that this was from the Onion.

Literally Fallout 1. EliasCepeda Is it oat milk? Wouldn't surprise me if they actually did something like that lol. Union Org: Do you expect me to talk? Starbucks Villain: No, I expect you to die. longandy22 jashurley bflo made the onion lol

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Oh bro bouta join a Union alright

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