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Sure, your favorite team’s GM sucks, but could you do any better? Would you chase stars to form a Big 3 or build around the margins to craft a perfectly balanced roster? Put your team-building skills to the test by constructing the best possible lineup without exceeding your $15 budget.

 

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I will take 3 guns, and I will place them on the court menacingly, nothing will happen but they will forfeit out of fear

Giannis - 3 Luka - point AD - 4 Tatum - 2 Gobert - 5 The longest, tallest team in the history of ever.

Anyone who don't have at least two Cheadles in their line-up don't have game!

Please all I need is Isaiah Thomas and a gun

SNL Don Cheadle, Hotel Rwanda Don Cheadle, Ocean's 11 Don Cheadle, Dakota Fanning, and the Marlin

$15 is just enough money to pay all 5 Don Cheadles

Gun Doncic Dakota Swordfish Gobert

Optimus Prime, Don Cheadle, and a gun for Don Cheadle.

War Machine Cheadle Giannis Zion Gobert Ball

The real answer is War Machine, Optimus Prime, the Property Brothers and the swordfish.

Gobert in the $1 line?

katherineleon ocean’s cheadle, two guns, the swordfish

LBJ dame ad jt Rudy

DonCheadle x 5.

You already know

A gun, Bayformer Prime, the best stereo salesman of all time(Hi-Fi) and a swordfish. Easy money!

4 Don Cheadles and a spear Fin Tuna. Alternatively, The Property Brothers, 4 Spear Fin tunas, and a dollar menu Sandwich.

War machine, Optimus prime, those brothers with the house TV show, and the swordfish

If the property brothers each have a gun, is it considered Akimbo?

Is the gun Gilbert Arenas?

I'll take the swordfish, the gun, Optimus Prime, and two $2 Don Cheadles.

2 guns and don cheadle

I'll take 15 Rudy Goberts.

Did Don Cheadle bribe the Onion for so much exposure.

Serious anwser and the only correct one. War machine, optimus prime, the entire bottom row, except cheadle because we don't want war machine to freak out, and finally Tatum. Their one job is to give the ball the war machine to fly above the hoop. Optimus plays defense.

I see Gilbert arenas up there for 5 bucks he ain’t slick

You guys are crazy. War machine and Optimus Prime will destroy any team on their own. So with the leftover $6, the blonde, a fish and rap cuz why not

Everyone is taking Cheadle, I’ll take a Rappaport for a buck

gimme 9 grimes and 1 rudy gobert with a gun. depth off the bench cheadle's

Is this real Too easy! Curry Ja Property Taytum Cheadle Property

All the DonCheadle.

Something is seriously wrong with the onion these days. I’ll unfollow and check back another time. Really disappointed.

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