Sorry to This Ham, but Turkey Bacon Is Better

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“I don’t eat turkey bacon because I think it’s ‘healthier’ or more ‘natural.’ I eat it because, as I now know, I like it more.”

I do a lot of my grocery shopping at the bodega on my corner, and my diet is shaped more by the produce — the trusty broccoli, a plastic tray of grapes, an occasional pre-sliced mango — I find on its shelves than I should probably admit on this food site. But it is through this kind of grab-and-go subsistence that I fell in love with turkey bacon.

In the pan, the turkey bacon was about as promising as it was on the shelf. Without any fat, it sort of steamed as it cooked through, letting off way too much water as I flipped it back and forth. I doubted that these pink strips of turkey would light up my brain the way a really good slice of bacon does, or would even be crisp enough to hold their form as I dragged them through pools of egg yolk.

 

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Joke of the year that!

Y'all need to stop lying for engagement

😂

Though here in California we might have to lie to ourselves about this given the potential upcoming shortage in pork

Gas lighting people for engagements..

Oh fuck off

eater, you have lost your way.

Austin

Austin Ah this headline!

I try to like it. But there's nothing like real bacon from swine.

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