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Live-action Clifford the Big Red Dog debuted by Paramount Pictures on Wednesday, and the dog looks sick

. Clifford looks like a spawn of Satan, or me in middle school when I thought wine-red hair was obtainable.genre is popular because it allows viewers to experience fictionalized tales in images that resemble their own reality. Perception is fun! But in the case of Clifford, it’s

nightmarish—a dog that big would probably die at a young age, due to heart failure, as my colleague Joan Summers pointed out. That poor pup would require, like, horse-sized portions of raw meat and veggies to survive, and the poops.... just think about the shits. Extra excreta. Unfathomable.

 

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Looks like he’s been soaking in ketchup. Why does it need to be live action?

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