SNL Host Nick Jonas Takes Physical Fitness to a Cold, Empty Void

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The nearly invisible home gym that connects you to the entirely invisible Realm of Demons!

, which arrives ready to receive messages from world class fitness instructors and the country’s top personal trainers out of the box, no magnetizing required. This week’s, hosted by Nick Jonas, took a look at these modern-day gateways to the astral plane. Despite all their bleeding-edge technology, today’s magic mirrors are still prone to some of the same design flaws occultists have been complaining about for millennia.have the ability to cast its user into the Void of Azuzel.

A mirror built using the Hahn & Whitehead method only costs a few dollars, and although they don’t come with built-in Tai Chi or kettlebell workouts, the worst-case scenario is one of those Astral Brotherhood of Magic dullards showing up to bore you to death with a bunch of New Age gibberish. The Void of Azuzel was originally designed to punish prodigality, avarice’s mirror image, and vanity, pride reflected back on itself.

 

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