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Bootleg Fire now 3rd largest wildfire in Oregon state history
The Bootleg Fire is now the third-largest fire in Oregon state history as firefighters try to limit its spread amid extremely dry conditions.
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‘Black Mirror,’ ‘Small Axe’ and More: Breaking Down the Emmys’ Single Episode Anthology ConundrumIn 1958, CBS’ “Playhouse 90” won the first-ever Primetime Emmy award for dramatic anthology series, beating out nominees including “Alfred Hitchcock Presents,” “Hallmark Hall of Fame” and “Studio O… Hello Kindly dm if you need a Logo design for your Brand/business ,Business cards, cartoons and all sort of artwork
The Mental Health Struggles of Single and Divorced MenUnmarried men suffer far higher rates of depression and suicide than married men and single women, yet mental health experts consider them an ignored demographic. Here's why. (: Making their own tea, doing their own laundry and having to remember their own mother’s birthday. Tragic. No one hold your hand
EastEnders star Louisa Lytton enjoys 'best day' at surprise baby brunchEastEnders actress Louisa Lytton is pregnant with her first child and was surprised by friends with a baby brunch that included a cute teepee and a fancy dress table
40 Father's Day Gifts You Can Get On AmazonFrom sneakerheads to outdoor enthusiasts, we have you covered.
25 Songs For Dad: 2020 Father's Day PlaylistWith Father's Day approaching quickly, check out this curated playlist for the special day 🤩 Everyday a holy day .... the spiritual incompetence is REAL and it make our skin crawl taylor queen