Signs Make Upcoming Section Of Road Sound Pretty Badass

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DUBOIS, WY—Noting the sheer volume and severity of the posted warnings, sources confirmed Monday that signs along U.S. Highway 26 made the upcoming section of road sound pretty badass. “Holy shit, looks like we’re in for sharp curves, switchbacks, and falling rocks all within the next five miles,” said Dan McDonnell, 30, adding that the high winds, runaway truck ramps, and washed-out bridges promised ahead come across as super fucking hardcore. “Damn, this has to be the most kickass strip of road in the entire U.S. transportation system. I mean, they just keep coming—pavement ends, 9 percent grade, deer crossing, speed checked by aircraft—damn, this is going to be sick.” At press time, McDonnell elected to take an alternate route that his phone suggested would be three minutes faster.

 

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dumpsterdingus allyvoe this is legit idaho

Been there.

a byproduct of engineers who thought it was more efficient to go around a mountain than through one.

This seems like a real picture

Woman In Body Cast Sues State. Claims Sign Should Have Read 'WATCH FOR ROCKS NEXT 2.1 MILES'.

in PA it's just FALLING ROCK so like if you dodge the one you're fine

_cingraham “Damn, this has to be the most kickass strip of road in the entire U.S. transportation system. I mean, they just keep coming—pavement ends, 9 percent grade, deer crossing, speed checked by aircraft—damn, this is going to be sick.”

Where is this road?

Brings back memories of a great motorcycle trip to the Ozarks

Signs be like “bring it”.

The Onion is stealing your schtick, Super70sSports.

More badass than this tweet in fact.

Bear Camp Rd in Oregon.

WARNING: Bear crossing Next 2 miles It's my favorite street sign ever and it's in Vermont.

Rock-watching is an old Western past-time...

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