Shuddering Astrid Menks Comes Home To Trail Of Rose Petals Leading To Nude, Spread-Eagle Warren Buffett

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Why is this newsworthy..? This is just weird

🤮

Hit the Life Alert button and walk away. Let them deal with it.

Now you expect me to sleep. Thanks...

If Warren Buffet even knows it’s Valentine’s Day, it’s because he OWNs See’s Candy.

mercy

When he invests, it’s long-term baby

when will this long national nightmare be over?!

A+ nightmare fuel

But like all women, she’s morally/spiritually/ethically irreproachable, didn’t marry him for his 💰/doesn’t care what he looks like because she loves his inner beauty. This joke doesn’t really hold up to modern humor standards because of that (it’s fine to body shame a white man)

She wasn’t ready to make the leap from blue chips to rose petals.

otherwise known as an all you can eat buffett

Area couple decides to stay current on pop culture so they can continue to understand and laugh at Onion headlines.

They've been married for 14 years and together for nearly 40. At this point she's probably cool with the effort shown.

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