Vol 55 Issue 20

Vol 55 Issue 20

Showerhead Self-Conscious About Single Jet That Sprays Sideways

Showerhead Self-Conscious About Single Jet That Sprays Sideways

15.5.2019

Showerhead Self-Conscious About Single Jet That Sprays Sideways

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. . . And now, a bit of total ridiculousness for your viewing pleasure! Its the morning after spray when your aim is a little off. Who's been a dirty naughty filthy shower head? My penis head does the same thing sometimes. That one little hole doesn't want to open up like the others. Holy crap, that just sounded so bad. 😝 😄

As it should be. It should be That's the drinking jet. 😂 Just push the one jet that’s wonky. It’ll straighten out. just needs a bit of descaling usually Don't worry about it, you still hit the spot just right

American militias have a long history on the U.S.-Mexico border Throughout U.S. history, private, armed groups have been hired or appointed themselves to police the U.S-Mexico border for a variety of reasons. Milita Americans defending America. Someone has to protect our sovereignty and safety with Newsom pardoning illegal murders in our prisons and budgeting citizen healthcare funds for illegal immigrant healthcare. 🇺🇸 Ugh, there goes my resolution of not getting involved again. Mexico should build a wall to keep illegal Americans out.

I hate it so much Well it should be. It's annoying as hell. Stop shaming it! Like the rabbit vibrators, that's for hitting the clitoris. It may be replaced soon Awkward! Now a shyerhead. Apparently that shower head had sex last night I knew it !

Opinion | ‘Self-impeachable’ is exactly right Trump and the Justice Department create a constitutional standoff. That's not a thing. As a veteran I stand with Trump and will defend him to the end Thank you Mr. Nadler

As it should be. As it should Happens to the best of us. There’s always that one rogue spout r/showerthoughts

Lyft executive suggests drivers become mechanics after they're replaced by self-driving robo-taxis Lyft COO Jon McNeill said that self-driving cars will require 20 times more maintenance than traditional vehicles, so demand for mechanics will go up. If full self-driving does really work, why I have to call and wait for Lyft driver to pick me up? I can buy a FSD car, and let it be my driver. Mechanics make more.

13 Realistic Self-Care Tips That'll Keep You Calm In Stressful Times Sometimes you just need to put yourself first. AmericaFirst And use the word “No”! A lot! great article!

As stores replace cashier jobs with self-checkout, what happens to employees? There are more than three million cashier jobs in the United States, but 50,000 of those jobs have gone offline in the last five years. It’s a trend that’s expected to continue, leaving some concerned. That’s why I skip the self checkout counters and prefer to wait in a line with a human cashier. Matter of principle. Well they all want to be paid $15 an hour , they didn't think that would lead to job loses Because the machines are taking over everything. In every Walmart now there is a self check out section and sometimes people use that more than standing in line waiting for the cashier to check out their items. So, more people are losing their jobs to the machines.

Lyft Adding Self-Driving Waymo Vehicles For Riders In Phoenix The small pilot program in Arizona comes two years after the tech companies announced plans to collaborate on autonomous driving projects.

Self-driving tech attracts investors, but Uber still relies on its drivers Uber has long planned to one day replace its vast workforce of drivers with self-driving vehicles, lowering fares and increasing profits. I drive for Grubhub and Uber, I feel like you knew what you were signing up for when you signed up. Didn't like the terms? Maybe you shouldn't have signed up to drive? The rural roads in the poor regions of America are filled with people driving old trucks fast and dangerous. They will never be able to afford driverless vehicles. Yet, at the macro level these folks contribute greatly to the nations economy. What then?

Nancy Pelosi says Trump is becoming ‘self-impeachable’ Speaker Pelosi: 'Every single day, the president is making a case — he’s becoming self-impeachable, in terms of some of the things that he is doing' The latest excuse why she won't call for impeachment----LOL--so entertaining She’s well ... a peach , a real peach Except you can’t because: The Senate

GOP state legislator attacks vaccine scientist on Twitter, accusing him of self-enrichment, ‘sorcery’ It started with a report noting that Texas saw a 14 percent rise in parents opting out of their children’s vaccinations. The headline should be “Texas Republican Says Something Batshit Crazy to Appeal to Extremist Base.” 'All facts begin as dreams dreamt by a wizard. If the wizard crosses the path of a scorned widow, then he shares it at the town council. Now it's a hypothesis, and it's time to drown the wizard.' As promised, the GOP is taking America back. To The Dark Ages.

Pelosi: Trump is becoming 'self-impeachable' The Speaker of the House implied Wednesday that Pres. Trump is building his own case for impeachment by refusing to comply with lawmakers requests for White House testimony and documents. marykbruce Impeach for what? marykbruce Self-impeach is not a thing. Do your job. marykbruce Ha ha, pipe dreams for Dems.....Trump is out fundraising them and outperforming the Dems daily. A hard truth they don't talk about.

Witness in NXIVM case says she was forced into sex act with self-help guru A woman has told a jury she was forced to perform a sex act with the leader of the secretive upstate New York self-help group, NXIVM. Was it a trump owned buisness Lock him up.

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