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I’ll keep it short and sweet: if you’re social distancing (and you should be), you’re probably spending a lot of time at home. That home may include a desk. Maybe you work at said desk for hours on end. Perhaps it’s just become a place to stack your empty coffee mugs as you lie in bed, awaiting the sweet release of death. Whatever your reality is, we want to see it. Show us your sad excuse for a desk!\n

I got close to black out hammered while staying at my family’s lake house by like 6 p.m. I ended up offering beer to some 13 year old sister of a family friend . Then I was smoking on a row boat, decided to stand up, fell in the water and lost my favorite sunglasses. I was literally sent to bed after that.

Turns out they had a boat, waterskis, jet skis, etc. I had never seen this lake let alone knew people went swimming in it. Ex never told me to bring a swimsuit so I didn’t have one. “Oh oops. I’ve never brought someone home so I didn’t think about it.” Okay then but he brought one. I had to watch everyone do all the water stuff because the closest Target was an hour away. No big, right?

But the worst part is Ex didn’t introduce me to anyone. It was bad enough that I wasn’t expecting to meet a small village, but he completely forgot I was here. I had to awkwardly introduce myself. They clearly had no idea who I was either. I kept getting the up and down look like a party crasher. To this day, I don’t think Ex told anyone I was coming.

 

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